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The Rogues Gallery!

Posted 09-27-2008 at 07:36 PM by Fearless

Welcome, one and all, to another lovely edition of THE ROGUES GALLERY! Where, each week, we appreciate the criminals of our comics. So, without anymore cheesy intro, let's kick things off!

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

--Go-Go Chex returned, *sigh*, yet again in Ambush Bug: Year None #3. This stort starts off with Irwin waking up next to Dumb Bunny, married. So, he trots around the DCU looking for a way to divorce her and save himself. His treks lead him around to meet with the 4 survivors of Crisis on Infinte Earths[Kal-L, Lois, Alexander, and Superboy-Prime(Played by a turtle)], Apokalips, where he is buds with the lord Darkseid, and to Atlantis, where he runs into Jerro the Merboy, only to see him slaughtered for sushi at the hands of Go-Go Chex and his flunkie Saki Toomi. But, in the end, he realizes he is really in love with Dumb Bunny, and returns to her, only to have her do everything while he sits in a recliner and watches TV. Ah, the American Marriage...

--There was a double-team of villains this week in Teen Titans #63. First, we saw the return of the thought-deceased Bombshell. But, it was said that the alien metal she once wore hs bonded to her, and become a part of her. So, she survived. And, now, is out for revenge against her father, who, apparently, wants her dead. She finally runs into her father at the end of the issue. Whether or not she'll kill him is yet to be seen. The second villain comes in the form a new villain, the master of Wonderdog. He is the son of Ares, the child of a god, much like Wonder Girl. It appears that whenever he nears her, she gets nausia, and her powers dramatically weaken. Next issue, she is due to brawl with him. Yeah, this should be interesting...


Also, I will be going beyond DC comics once or twice a month, to cover the one, the only...

--It was one hell of a boot camp this week in Deadpool #2. First, he was taken prisoner by the Skrull, and his healing factor was used in the birth of the next batallion of Skrul soldiers. He was due to be killed, but he negotiated his way out of the killing by offering to train the Skrulls. He cased that, although they had his healing factor, they didn't have his skill, which subsequently took out their entire unit. Intrigued, they accepted. Deadpool began to train them, only to have them slaughter the current troops, cut their own hands off, and shoot each other in the head by pretending to whisper knock-knock jokes. The scientist who authorized using Deadpool's healing factor had realized that Deadpool, who had a mental condition, was awakening the mental conditions in the Skrulls coded to his DNA. Super-Skrull then led thew remaining troops to killa ll the infected Skrulls. But, they realized that they also needed Deadpool's help to get them under control. But, he was nowhere to be found. Then, they cut to a scene of his reporting to someone who hired him to ruin the Skrulls. Deadpool's current employer: Nick FRICKIN' Fury!

So, that's all we got for now, ladies and gents. Join us next week for another edition! But, before you go, take a look at our artwork exhibition this week. This week, we are featuring some girl power. We have the sex symbol of the cosmos- The Star Sapphire!



So, remember, always appreciate the villains. Because, without the villains, there'd be no heroes.

~Fearless
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  1. Old Comment
    Maverick_GL's Avatar
    :General Lee licks his crotch:
    Posted 09-27-2008 at 08:38 PM by Maverick_GL Maverick_GL is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Fearless's Avatar
    Have some SHAME, Mav!
    Posted 09-27-2008 at 09:04 PM by Fearless Fearless is offline
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    Maverick_GL's Avatar
    It's not my fault, he's been running wild through the house today.

    I gotta say tho, Ambush and Deadpool both sound pretty good. But, here's my Q - which one is funnier, and which of the two has broken the 4th wall more times?
    Posted 09-27-2008 at 09:16 PM by Maverick_GL Maverick_GL is offline
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    Fearless's Avatar
    Well, Deadpool is funnier, but Ambush Bug is pretty much acting as if there is NO 4th wall... In fact, in this AB issue, the Source Wall did an intro, and he talked about his Ex-wife: The Fourth Wall.

    "My Ex was such a nag! 'Ambush Bug is violating me! Animal man, too! And when are you going to mow the lawn??'"
    Posted 09-27-2008 at 09:20 PM by Fearless Fearless is offline
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    The Hulkster's Avatar
    I like that picture of the Star Sapphire, brother!
    Posted 09-28-2008 at 03:07 AM by The Hulkster The Hulkster is offline
 

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