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Herein lurks the lurkiest Muse to ever lurk, though occasionally said Muse does come up with grand tales spun between eloquent prose. Mostly, though, he's just a crazy bastard who rambles a lot and falls asleep in the middle of telling a story. My lovely Muse is also a sadist with a penchant for writing violence, torture, dub-con, non-con, and porn. And, strangely enough, sensual poetry. *shrugs*

Everything from random non-sequiturs apropos of nothing to rants to original fic to FANFIC (m/m or slash pairings, mostly) will be found in my little slice of blogger Pergatory.

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BLACK JESUS and the real reason the Pope resigned

Posted 03-07-2013 at 10:27 AM by Lassroyale (Flippin' the Muse Fantastic)

Holy shit people, I've just discovered the real reason why the Pope resigned. Before I continue, take 2 minutes out of your life to read this "fanfic". No really; it's literally A PARAGRAPH LONG.

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TITLE: BLACK JESUS
SUMMARY: Soulja Boy tells Jesus how he feels.
Okay, give yourselves a minute for your mind to thaw out from the numbing shock of what was just read. Now, where were we? Ah yes: THAT IS THE REAL REASON THE POPE RESIGNED.

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My "Anti-Rapace-Face" stance

Posted 03-06-2013 at 07:08 PM by Lassroyale (Flippin' the Muse Fantastic)
Updated 03-07-2013 at 09:18 AM by Lassroyale

I would just like to announce...that I am currently involved in a really, reaLLY, REALLY deep and unbridled loathing of Noomi Rapace's face. I don't know why, nor do I care to be that introspective right now to ascertain the reason; her face simply BOTHERS me.

At least right now it does. I think the movie Prometheus has a lot to do with my current "Anti-Rapace-Face" stance. The movie Prometheus probably has a lot to do with many people's "Anti-Aliens-Franchise"...
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Whilst you read this, let's retire 'whilst'.

Posted 03-05-2013 at 06:04 AM by Lassroyale (Flippin' the Muse Fantastic)
Updated 03-07-2013 at 09:17 AM by Lassroyale


Hey writers...can we retire the word, 'whilst' for awhile? Now I'm not saying it needs to be benched forever, but it couldn't hurt for it to observe from the sidelines for a bit, right? You don't need to play him every day, just once in awhile when you have a sentence that needs a conjunction with just a little extra whimsy in it, as a nod towards its Middle English roots. Or perhaps you...
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