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The Life of Lee

Posted 09-08-2008 at 12:05 AM by General Lee

:General Lee emerges from the bathroom with a nice fluffy bathrobe construct on.:

"Purrrr. Hello again, it is me, General Lee. I think I'll tell you about some of my history..."

:General Lee cracks a beer and lights up a smoke.:

"When I was a small kitty, I used to get washed by gross human hands. I always felt more dirty than clean after that. Yuck, humans are gross."


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Behind the Curtain

Posted 09-05-2008 at 08:10 AM by General Lee
Updated 09-05-2008 at 08:12 AM by General Lee

:As General Lee sits behind the curtain of the living room window, watching the lights, and having a beer, he thinks about his recent trip.:


"I decided to do some catish stuff, so I walked down to the dumpster. Not much was there, except my buddy Bzzd. Purrr, I like Bzzd. He's a good drinking buddy cuz he doesn't take much. He's not dead either, just retired from the showbiz gig. Maaoowwwwwww."


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The Scratching Post

Posted 07-30-2008 at 12:23 AM by General Lee

:General Lee emerges from a closet, a 26 of rye in his hand.:

"Moaw."

:He slowly walks across the living room floor. A guilty look evident on his face. He enters his giant scratching post, and disappears. A second later, a green light shines inside, glowing brightly. General Lee emerges, no longer with a look of guilt on his face, but instead, this:


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The Litter Box

Posted 07-27-2008 at 02:06 AM by General Lee

: General Lee swaggers over to his case of beer, and grabs two. He then rings up a computer construct, and a couch, and prepares his blog.

"Maaoow. This is my Blog, The Litter Box. I figure as I'm pooping, I might as well talk to all my fans on my site. I don't have much to say tho, just that I'm on my 34th beer now, and working toward 50. Beer is good, and its good for you. Mur.
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