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The Life of Lee

Posted 09-08-2008 at 12:05 AM by General Lee

:General Lee emerges from the bathroom with a nice fluffy bathrobe construct on.:

"Purrrr. Hello again, it is me, General Lee. I think I'll tell you about some of my history..."

:General Lee cracks a beer and lights up a smoke.:

"When I was a small kitty, I used to get washed by gross human hands. I always felt more dirty than clean after that. Yuck, humans are gross."




"You can see how unhappy I was! Murrrr...So, I decided to get myself a personal servant that would clean me instead. I know I could clean myself like other cats, or use my Power Ring, but I prefer my friend Bubbles."

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"I sure got dirty down at the dumpster. Chasing Bzzd around is hard work! It's important to be clean, and remember, always bring a Towel. Goodbye."



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  1. Old Comment
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    General, did you go to your manditory AA meeting?
    Posted 09-08-2008 at 01:36 AM by Fearless Fearless is offline
  2. Old Comment
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    "Do you know how long those damn things last for? Hell, all I want after I get out is a drink. So I just skip em, and start/continue drinking early."
    Posted 09-08-2008 at 03:22 AM by General Lee General Lee is offline
  3. Old Comment
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    General, you know what the judge said!
    Posted 09-08-2008 at 07:39 PM by Fearless Fearless is offline
  4. Old Comment
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    "I already told the Judge where to go, and that's straight to hell. He's gonna say hi to Ch'p while he's there "
    Posted 09-10-2008 at 08:01 PM by General Lee General Lee is offline
  5. Old Comment
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    WHAT DID YOU DO?
    Posted 09-11-2008 at 12:19 AM by Fearless Fearless is offline
  6. Old Comment
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    "When the Judge told me I had to go to AA, I mooned him and farted at him. Then I gave him the middle finger, took a shot out of my flask, and told him to go to hell in a hand basket. Then I busted out of the court using my Power Ring, and squashed his car with a turd construct. No one messes with Lee!"
    Posted 09-12-2008 at 11:43 PM by General Lee General Lee is offline
  7. Old Comment
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    ...That's it. I'm taking away your cat nip stash.
    Posted 09-13-2008 at 01:16 AM by Fearless Fearless is offline
 

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