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[3:05:42 AM] NC: So, question
[3:06:07 AM] NC: If it's the case of most experienced, how come I'm still terrible at dealing with Colton?
[3:06:29 AM] Kuhan: you're not.
[3:06:36 AM] NC: Oh right
[3:06:37 AM] NC: That's you
[3:06:54 AM] Kuhan: I'm great at dealing with Colton.
[3:07:05 AM] NC: Implies adoption
[3:07:05 AM] Kuhan: shut up, Colton.
[3:07:14 AM] NC: GREAT AT DEALING WITH COLTON
[3:07:18 AM] Colto: >_>
[3:07:20 AM] Kuhan: There is no implication!
[3:07:29 AM] NC: Implies parents don't love him
[3:07:35 AM] NC: Great at dealing with Colton!
[3:07:37 AM] Kuhan: I NEVER SAID THAT!
[3:08:08 AM] NC: Would purposely injure Colton to replace him with better players if Colton was on his baseball team
[3:08:13 AM] NC: Great at dealing with Colton!
[3:08:37 AM] Kuhan: I… I can't...
[3:09:10 AM] NC: You can't win, Kuhan.
[3:09:14 AM] NC: I have the higher ground
[3:10:01 AM] NC: Now go back to fondling Pujols
[3:10:18 AM] Kuhan: I'm going to bed
[3:10:23 AM] Kuhan: I have work in the morning
[3:10:27 AM] Colto: good night then
[3:10:34 AM] NC: Have to be well rested
[3:10:38 AM] NC: for shitting and vomitting
[3:10:54 AM] NC: rite,kuhan
[3:11:01 AM] NC: Nudge nudge wink wink
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[1:52:02 PM] NC: And that, Ben
[1:52:09 PM] NC: Is why careful footing is always important
[1:52:21 PM] NC: I mean, Sephiroth fell from like a hundred or so feet up
[1:52:36 PM] NC: If Aeris hadn't been there, he might've really gotten hurt or something
[1:52:47 PM] NC: She will live on...as the world's best pincushion
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[Maverick_GL] 12:40 am: plus I don't have an HD TV
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:40 am: lol, you might hate any game you play ****
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:40 am: The fuck Mav
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:40 am: We're in the year 20motherfuckin'14
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:40 am: Get with the times
[Maverick_GL] 12:41 am: I play games on a 26 in tv....
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:41 am: So? HD tvs aren't even that expensive
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:41 am: I bought mine for roughly 200
[Maverick_GL] 12:41 am: it won't fit in my computer room though
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:41 am: maybe 250
[Maverick_GL] 12:42 am: actualy, this LG monitor I watch TV on might be HD
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:42 am: Get a flatscreen and nail dat shit in da wall
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:42 am: yo
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:42 am: That's how Tazer talks, right?
[Maverick_GL] 12:43 am: I think so
[Maverick_GL] 12:43 am: I didn't realize he was so huge
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:43 am: ****
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:43 am: That's what she said?
[Maverick_GL] 12:44 am: no
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:44 am: Poor Tazer
[Maverick_GL] 12:45 am: she said "I thought black guys were supposed to
be...bigger..."
[Maverick_GL] 12:45 am: and then sh e said "pass me my dildo...I'll just take
care of myself."As the seventh seal is broken, the four shall ride once more. Bringing the wrath of War
But what starts with War, ends with Death
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Originally posted by Mr.Dragon01 View Post[Maverick_GL] 12:40 am: plus I don't have an HD TV
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:40 am: lol, you might hate any game you play ****
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:40 am: The fuck Mav
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:40 am: We're in the year 20motherfuckin'14
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:40 am: Get with the times
[Maverick_GL] 12:41 am: I play games on a 26 in tv....
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:41 am: So? HD tvs aren't even that expensive
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:41 am: I bought mine for roughly 200
[Maverick_GL] 12:41 am: it won't fit in my computer room though
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:41 am: maybe 250
[Maverick_GL] 12:42 am: actualy, this LG monitor I watch TV on might be HD
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:42 am: Get a flatscreen and nail dat shit in da wall
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:42 am: yo
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:42 am: That's how Tazer talks, right?
[Maverick_GL] 12:43 am: I think so
[Maverick_GL] 12:43 am: I didn't realize he was so huge
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:43 am: ****
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:43 am: That's what she said?
[Maverick_GL] 12:44 am: no
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:44 am: Poor Tazer
[Maverick_GL] 12:45 am: she said "I thought black guys were supposed to
be...bigger..."
[Maverick_GL] 12:45 am: and then sh e said "pass me my dildo...I'll just take
care of myself."
The Tazer will not be amused.
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Yo.
Originally posted by Mr.Dragon01 View Post[Maverick_GL] 12:40 am: plus I don't have an HD TV
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:40 am: lol, you might hate any game you play ****
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:40 am: The fuck Mav
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:40 am: We're in the year 20motherfuckin'14
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:40 am: Get with the times
[Maverick_GL] 12:41 am: I play games on a 26 in tv....
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:41 am: So? HD tvs aren't even that expensive
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:41 am: I bought mine for roughly 200
[Maverick_GL] 12:41 am: it won't fit in my computer room though
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:41 am: maybe 250
[Maverick_GL] 12:42 am: actualy, this LG monitor I watch TV on might be HD
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:42 am: Get a flatscreen and nail dat shit in da wall
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:42 am: yo
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:42 am: That's how Tazer talks, right?
[Maverick_GL] 12:43 am: I think so
[Maverick_GL] 12:43 am: I didn't realize he was so huge
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:43 am: ****
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:43 am: That's what she said?
[Maverick_GL] 12:44 am: no
[Mr.Dragon01] 12:44 am: Poor Tazer
[Maverick_GL] 12:45 am: she said "I thought black guys were supposed to
be...bigger..."
[Maverick_GL] 12:45 am: and then sh e said "pass me my dildo...I'll just take
care of myself."
Tazer
Originally posted by Andrew NDBGeoff Johns should have a 10 mile restraining order from comic books, let alone films.
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The following happened on the Facebooks between myself and Fearless.
Mr.Dragon's Post: "Playing Minecraft while listening to ABBA's greatest hits. Don't judge me".
Fearless: *JUDGING*
Mr.Dragon: I SAID DON'T, FEARLESS.
Fearless: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Mr.Dragon: *Tells you what to do*
Fearless: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD, DRAGON!
Mr.Dragon: IGGY NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FATHER?!
Fearless: HE TOLD ME ENOUGH! HE TOLD ME YOU KILLED HIM!
Mr.Dragon: NO, FEARLESS. I AM YOUR FATHER.
Fearless: NO! THAT CAN'T BE TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Mr.Dragon: SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS FEARLESS. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
Fearless: No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Fearless: *falls into chasm*
Mr.Dragon: Mamma Mia, does it show again? MY MY, JUST HOW MUCH I LET YOU GOOO
Fearless: *thankful he fell into chasm*
Mr.Dragon: So, did you see Leia at the ball?
Mr.Dragon: She could really dance... You know, she could die having the time of her life!
Mr.Dragon: SEE THAT GIRL, WHAT THAT SCENE, IT IS THE DANCING QUEEN
Fearless: Stop that incessant quoting of ABBA!
Mr.Dragon: Ugh, that's so you...
Mr.Dragon: And that's just knowing me, knowing you.
Mr.Dragon: AH HAAAAAAAAAAA
Mr.Dragon: THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN'T DO
Fearless: EXCEPT NOT TALK ABOUT ABBA
Mr.Dragon: So what you're saying is... DARLING CAN'T YOU HEAR ME S.O.S.
Fearless: Sonuvabitch, you really do know ABBA, don't you?
Mr.Dragon: I'm not saying I'm a history major or anything, but I'd say this is like... Waterloo - couldn't escape if you wanted to
Fearless: Jesus Christ...
Mr.Dragon: I think there was something in the air that night, wit those stars so bright... FERNANDO
Fearless: I'm out.As the seventh seal is broken, the four shall ride once more. Bringing the wrath of War
But what starts with War, ends with Death
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