Nerdy or Funny IM Conversations

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

Me: NOOOO!!! http://movies.ign.com/articles/106/1063304p1.html oh well when adjusting for inflation, Gone With The Wind is still the most successful movie release ever

Friend: least its not twilight

Me: true

Me: can't judge Avatar either, just means the battle against 3D is waning. The Facebook group isn't working

Friend: facebook group still has a chance if you can navigate to the center of the 3D deathstar

Friend: might be too nerdy to be funny

Me: lol, they won't suspect small one manned fighters

Friend: lol

Me: drop some torpedos in the central nervous system of James Cameron...ok that was too much

Friend: haha

Friend: there is another Camerrrrooonnnnn...

Friend: now that was too much

Me: lol

Me: must travel to Pandora to de-activate his shields

Friend: lol fuck it at this point

anyone else have some amazingly nerdy or even funny IM convos to share?

[W.West Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close W.West]

These are private messages between members of the Green Lantern Spotlight Podcast(Kuhan, Mewzard/Colton, W.West, Andrew NDB, Frankie, and Eric)

Colton: Kuhan, you've missed your fair share since those days >_>
Kuhan: I know
Kuhan: I have other stuff going on
Kuhan: like... friends
Colton: Harsh, I thought we were friends <_<
West: do these friends have vaginas?
Kuhan: I meant IRL
Kuhan: ...some of them do
Colton: XD We're just a simulation
Colton: We're not real, you heard it here
Kuhan: .... you're real, just not IRL
Colton: ...Whut?
Kuhan: if you know what i mean?
Kuhan: Well, like, I don't meet with you in Oklahoma all the time
Colton: I'm real, and this is real life <_<
Kuhan: but I can touch my friends
Colton: ...I wouldn't want you to touch me, sick fuck >_>

[1/22/2010 10:12:22 PM] andrewndb: Has no one told Mew the news yet?
[1/22/2010 10:12:40 PM] Frankie Mateo: No, no we haven't
[1/22/2010 10:12:53 PM] Colton: Let's hear this "news"
[1/22/2010 10:13:40 PM] andrewndb: I shouldn't be the one to break it to you.
[1/22/2010 10:14:07 PM] Frankie Mateo: I don't want to tell him
[1/22/2010 10:14:15 PM] Colton: What shocker do we have this time, surely it's not going to be the same running joke we've had for the past six months
[1/22/2010 10:14:39 PM] andrewndb: I'm afraid the running joke has slowed to a walk. And now it's standing very still.
[1/22/2010 10:14:44 PM] andrewndb: And very real.
[1/22/2010 10:14:53 PM] Colton: Riiiiight
[1/22/2010 10:15:16 PM] Frankie Mateo: Targetted demographics are just not really digging it

[1/22/2010 10:24:58 PM] West: did u guys tell Mew the news yet?
[1/22/2010 10:25:08 PM] andrewndb: I tried to break it to him but he's not buying it.
[1/22/2010 10:25:21 PM] andrewndb: I guess he'll have to figure it out when the conference call comes and he doesn't get the invite.
[1/22/2010 10:25:29 PM] West: poor guy
[1/22/2010 10:25:39 PM] Frankie Mateo: I liked him
[1/22/2010 10:25:53 PM] West: yeah, but its not what the people want.
[1/22/2010 10:25:57 PM] Colton: Ah, feels like High school once again

We love each other like this before every episode.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

LOL @ West. "Do these friends have vaginas."

I'd post some of the convos of friends discussing wanting to bang this hot, little Vietnamese girl but I'd be forever typing that crap.

[Marvelous Iggy God Of Turtles Find all posts View Profile Close Marvelous Iggy]

[fearless2814.1] 4:23 pm: headbutts IronGreen's head off of his body
[irongreen2814] 4:24 pm: (puts head back on shoulders)
[fearless2814.1] 4:25 pm: Good little...zombie...
[fearless2814.1] 4:25 pm: *whispers to D_A* "Get the fire and shotguns"
[irongreen2814] 4:25 pm: oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[irongreen2814] 4:27 pm: (lunges for Fearlesss Brain)
[fearless2814.1] 4:28 pm: engulfs IronGreen in flames
[irongreen2814] 4:28 pm: (Keeps on coming)
[metalliccorps] 4:28 pm: Who's going to record the podcast now?
[irongreen2814] 4:28 pm: I am
[fearless2814.1] 4:29 pm: decapitates IronGreen
[irongreen2814] 4:29 pm: (Goes for Fearless legs)
[metalliccorps] 4:29 pm: A zombie can't record something!
[irongreen2814] 4:29 pm: LMFAO!!!!!!
[fearless2814.1] 4:29 pm: beats IG with a golf club
[fearless2814.1] 4:29 pm: GET!
[fearless2814.1] 4:29 pm: THE!
[fearless2814.1] 4:29 pm: HELL!
[fearless2814.1] 4:30 pm: OFF!
[fearless2814.1] 4:30 pm: OF!
[fearless2814.1] 4:30 pm: ME!
[irongreen2814] 4:30 pm: (Lets Go)
[W.West] 4:30 pm: so this is your behind the scenes stuff...
[irongreen2814] 4:30 pm: Yes lol
[irongreen2814] 4:30 pm: WTF
[fearless2814.1] 4:30 pm: Do what you must.
[fearless2814.1] 4:31 pm: This zombie is merciless
[fearless2814.1] 4:31 pm: He must be put down... HARD.
[irongreen2814] 4:31 pm: (Grabs on to Fearless Back)
[fearless2814.1] 4:31 pm: GET OFF OF ME!
[irongreen2814] 4:31 pm: (Digs in to back)
[fearless2814.1] 4:32 pm: grabs IG's head, rips it off, and punts it away
[metalliccorps] 4:32 pm: Good thing I put on my zombie repellent this morning...
[irongreen2814] 4:32 pm: (Gets Head and Lunges for Metalliccorps)
[metalliccorps] 4:32 pm: I must not have put enough on.
[irongreen2814] 4:33 pm: (Spears Metalliccorps through a window)
[fearless2814.1] 4:33 pm: videotapes IG eating Mettaliccorps
[irongreen2814] 4:33 pm: TAP OUT MET TAP OUT
[metalliccorps] 4:34 pm: ....ugh...no....strength....ugh... TAP!
[fearless2814.1] 4:34 pm: *DING! DING! DING!*
[irongreen2814] 4:34 pm: WINNER AND NEW WORLD CHAMPION ZOMBIE IRONGREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[irongreen2814] 4:34 pm: (Fearless raise my hand)
[fearless2814.1] 4:35 pm: raises IG's hand
[metalliccorps] 4:35 pm: I'm suing Acme Inc for this shitty zombie repellent.
[fearless2814.1] 4:35 pm: hands IG the belt
[irongreen2814] 4:36 pm: (Superkicks Fearless)
[irongreen2814] 4:38 pm: (Puts Met in the SharpShooter)
[metalliccorps] 4:38 pm: AHHHHHH!
[fearless2814.1] 4:38 pm: gets sledgehammer and slams IG in the back
[irongreen2814] 4:39 pm: (Starts Hulking up and dares Fearless to do that again)
[fearless2814.1] 4:39 pm: does it again
[metalliccorps] 4:39 pm: marvel does it again...
[Lantern Lounge]: Dr. Naysay has entered at 4:39 pm
[irongreen2814] 4:40 pm: (Gets out bag of thumbtacks and throws Fearless on them)
[fearless2814.1] 4:41 pm: pulls out old sock with marker on it, and shoves it down IG's throat
[irongreen2814] 4:41 pm: (Ask Met for help)
[metalliccorps] 4:41 pm: Here I come!!!
[irongreen2814] 4:42 pm: SPEAR FEARLESS
[metalliccorps] 4:42 pm: *Curb Stomps Fearless*
[metalliccorps] 4:42 pm: (Then Spears!)
[fearless2814.1] 4:42 pm: call on trained monkey and gets it to attack Met
[irongreen2814] 4:42 pm: (Puts Fearless in the Sharpshooter)
[W.West] 4:42 pm: such active imaginations u guys have
[fearless2814.1] 4:42 pm: has the monkey shoves it's feces into Met's face
[irongreen2814] 4:43 pm: TAP OUT FEAR
[irongreen2814] 4:43 pm: TAP OUT
[metalliccorps] 4:43 pm: (Punches Hit-Man Monkey in the Throat)
[metalliccorps] 4:43 pm: Thanks West!
[irongreen2814] 4:43 pm: TAP OUT FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[fearless2814.1] 4:44 pm: pushes himself back up, fighting the pain
[Lantern Lounge]: W.West has left at 4:44 pm
[irongreen2814] 4:44 pm: (Get Barbed Wire Baseball bat and hits Fearless)
[irongreen2814] 4:44 pm: (on the balls
[fearless2814.1] 4:45 pm: ...Too far.
[Dr. Naysay] 4:45 pm: I know I'll regret asking... but what's the point of all this?
[fearless2814.1] 4:45 pm: ...Boredom?
[irongreen2814] 4:45 pm: I really cant tell you Naysay
[Dr. Naysay] 4:46 pm: *whew* those are answers I can live with

[GLRunba Manhunter Repairman Find all posts View Profile Close GLRunba]

[TazzMission] 1:29 am: go up to a mousqe and say your jewish
[TazzMission] 1:29 am: muslims will kill u quickly

[Caleb Lancaster The Time Traveler Find all posts View Profile Close Caleb Lancaster]

[TazzMission] 1:29 am: go up to a mousqe and say your jewish
[TazzMission] 1:29 am: muslims will kill u quickly

Man, I wish I was there for that.

[GLRunba Manhunter Repairman Find all posts View Profile Close GLRunba]

Me: I can't believe you saw that piece of shit movie (Wolverine Origins)
Person: What do you mean? This movie is fantastic.


http://jeanniehowlett.deviantart.com...Beau-147744068 for proof

[Caleb Lancaster The Time Traveler Find all posts View Profile Close Caleb Lancaster]

Welcome! You have entered [Lantern Lounge] at 7:15 pm
[Caleb Lancaster] 7:24 pm: They'll be here any moment
[Caleb Lancaster] 8:13 pm: Any moment
[Caleb Lancaster] 9:02 pm: Any moment
[Caleb Lancaster] 9:37 pm: SHOW UP YOU FUCKERS!
[Caleb Lancaster] 10:04 pm: I just know that when I leave everyone's gonna be all: "Thank god he left, now it's time to enjoy some 'Hippie Free' Flash Chat"

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

A bit of a gap of time between posts, eh?

[Caleb Lancaster The Time Traveler Find all posts View Profile Close Caleb Lancaster]

I waited there for that long for someone to get there.

[W.West Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close W.West]

More from the Green Lantern Spotlight

[2/12/2010 10:48:25 PM] West: jeezus yet another Robinson story about Mon-El?!
[2/12/2010 10:49:12 PM] Kuhan: Bah
[2/12/2010 10:50:01 PM] Colton: lesson*
[2/12/2010 10:50:19 PM] Kuhan: lol religious lesion
[2/12/2010 10:50:25 PM] Colton: Mon-El's final task affects the future of the entire universe! Plus, Brainiac 5 and R.E.B.E.L.S. leader Brainiac 2 confront their evil ancestor - the original Brainiac!
[2/12/2010 10:51:02 PM] Colton: Mon-El's got to go back to the Phantom Zone soon, right? And Father vs Son and Great Great Grandson.
[2/12/2010 10:51:50 PM] West: i dont care if he lives or dies. I hope he dies, he's so boring
[2/12/2010 10:52:04 PM] Colton: He can't
[2/12/2010 10:52:16 PM] Colton: He's gotta go back into the phantom zone for a thousand years
[2/12/2010 10:52:25 PM] West: everyone can die
[2/12/2010 10:52:44 PM] Colton: then he inspires Sodam Yat, which leads to him helping the Legion and sending out new rings
[2/12/2010 10:52:51 PM] Colton: Which leads to issue one of the new LOSH run
[2/12/2010 10:53:06 PM] West: funny, how i still dont care
[2/12/2010 10:53:18 PM] Colton: You're just a Timesist
[2/12/2010 10:53:39 PM] West: no im pretty sure i exist
[2/12/2010 10:53:52 PM] West: so i cant be something that doesnt. :P
[2/12/2010 10:54:32 PM] Colton: A timesist is like a racist, but against people from the future
[2/12/2010 10:54:43 PM] Colton: timecist*
[2/12/2010 10:55:37 PM] West: i have nothing against people from the future.
[2/12/2010 10:55:44 PM] West: just their stories
[2/12/2010 10:55:46 PM] Kuhan: racist

[Guest Close Mister Negative]

James
YOUR A ROBOT. NOT A HO-BOT

21:25George
yes

yes I am

21:30James
then start acting like one missie.

21:37George
oh you're a right one to talk

21:38James
I am?

im not the one rushing out in an 8 bit memory card.

21:42George
oh really? thats not what I've heard
James
those days are long in my past now george, and anyways id never have dreamed of leaving the house without a proper cooling vent.

21:44George
that was an honest mistake

no debauchery intended

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

Hmm. Johnny V must have gotten busted for going on the Internet all day at work.

[GLRunba Manhunter Repairman Find all posts View Profile Close GLRunba]

Beau: Hal can be an Arrogant Dick too-
Leon: Not when Sinestro is in the room!

[W.West Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close W.West]

These are private messages between members of the Green Lantern Spotlight Podcast(Kuhan, Mewzard/Colton, W.West, Andrew NDB, Frankie, and Eric)

[1:08:32 AM] Eric: yeah why make a show about acting with someone who cant act. the one guy on the show is amazing.
[1:08:42 AM] Eric: yeah i noticed that when i watched resurrection the other day
[1:08:49 AM] Eric: i liked firefly a little when i first saw it
[1:08:53 AM] andrewndb: Dushku fucked up.
[1:08:57 AM] Eric: liked it a lot better the second time
[1:09:01 AM] andrewndb: She passed up Faith the Vampire Slayer twice.
[1:09:30 AM] West: she fucked up when I stopped caring about her after Bring It On and The New Guy
[1:09:34 AM] Eric: i think that buffy the vampire slayer is the greatest show of all time, and i have a degree in cinematic studies and media theory so i know what im talking about
[1:09:42 AM] Eric: AFTER the new guy?
[1:09:55 AM] West: well, thats all i know her from. lol
[1:10:03 AM] West: and i like The New Guy.
[1:10:17 AM] Eric: geez man
[1:10:21 AM] West: she plays a good sexy chick
[1:10:26 AM] West: girl*
[1:10:41 AM] Eric: are you deliberately getting rid of your dignity as fast as possible?
[1:10:52 AM] West: you like BUFFY!
[1:10:57 AM] Eric: yeah i didnt love the faith character
[1:11:03 AM] Eric: yeah its the best show ever made
[1:11:04 AM] Eric: hands down
[1:11:05 AM] andrewndb: Huge fan of the Faith character.
[1:11:17 AM] andrewndb: I think I beat off a few times to her.
[1:11:17 AM] Brandan: you're opinion is invalid

[1:11:38 AM] andrewndb: Oh wait, didn't she bang a black guy? Oh, nevermind. She's shit.
[1:11:45 AM] Eric: i didnt ever think she really made any sense - they never gave her any backstory - which apparently was deliberate - so it always seemed hollow
[1:11:51 AM] andrewndb: heheh
[1:11:54 AM] Eric: shit i banged a black guy, dont dump me
[1:11:55 AM] West: wow
[1:12:00 AM] andrewndb: I'm kidding!
[1:12:07 AM] Eric: too late now, im hurt
[1:12:08 AM] West: wow to the both of you
[1:12:23 AM] Eric: are you upset that i banged a black guy too?
[1:12:25 AM] andrewndb: I think Eric was serious, though.
[1:12:35 AM] Eric: its my life, motherfucker
[1:13:02 AM] West: enjoy it.