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  • Nerdy or Funny IM Conversations

    Me: NOOOO!!! oh well when adjusting for inflation, Gone With The Wind is still the most successful movie release ever

    Friend: least its not twilight

    Me: true

    Me: can't judge Avatar either, just means the battle against 3D is waning. The Facebook group isn't working

    Friend: facebook group still has a chance if you can navigate to the center of the 3D deathstar

    Friend: might be too nerdy to be funny

    Me: lol, they won't suspect small one manned fighters

    Friend: lol

    Me: drop some torpedos in the central nervous system of James Cameron...ok that was too much

    Friend: haha

    Friend: there is another Camerrrrooonnnnn...

    Friend: now that was too much

    Me: lol

    Me: must travel to Pandora to de-activate his shields

    Friend: lol fuck it at this point
    anyone else have some amazingly nerdy or even funny IM convos to share?

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  • #2
    These are private messages between members of the Green Lantern Spotlight Podcast(Kuhan, Mewzard/Colton, W.West, Andrew NDB, Frankie, and Eric)

    Colton: Kuhan, you've missed your fair share since those days >_>
    Kuhan: I know
    Kuhan: I have other stuff going on
    Kuhan: like... friends
    Colton: Harsh, I thought we were friends <_<
    West: do these friends have vaginas?
    Kuhan: I meant IRL
    Kuhan: ...some of them do
    Colton: XD We're just a simulation
    Colton: We're not real, you heard it here
    Kuhan: .... you're real, just not IRL
    Colton: ...Whut?
    Kuhan: if you know what i mean?
    Kuhan: Well, like, I don't meet with you in Oklahoma all the time
    Colton: I'm real, and this is real life <_<
    Kuhan: but I can touch my friends
    Colton: ...I wouldn't want you to touch me, sick fuck >_>
    [1/22/2010 10:12:22 PM] andrewndb: Has no one told Mew the news yet?
    [1/22/2010 10:12:40 PM] Frankie Mateo: No, no we haven't
    [1/22/2010 10:12:53 PM] Colton: Let's hear this "news"
    [1/22/2010 10:13:40 PM] andrewndb: I shouldn't be the one to break it to you.
    [1/22/2010 10:14:07 PM] Frankie Mateo: I don't want to tell him
    [1/22/2010 10:14:15 PM] Colton: What shocker do we have this time, surely it's not going to be the same running joke we've had for the past six months
    [1/22/2010 10:14:39 PM] andrewndb: I'm afraid the running joke has slowed to a walk. And now it's standing very still.
    [1/22/2010 10:14:44 PM] andrewndb: And very real.
    [1/22/2010 10:14:53 PM] Colton: Riiiiight
    [1/22/2010 10:15:16 PM] Frankie Mateo: Targetted demographics are just not really digging it
    [1/22/2010 10:24:58 PM] West: did u guys tell Mew the news yet?
    [1/22/2010 10:25:08 PM] andrewndb: I tried to break it to him but he's not buying it.
    [1/22/2010 10:25:21 PM] andrewndb: I guess he'll have to figure it out when the conference call comes and he doesn't get the invite.
    [1/22/2010 10:25:29 PM] West: poor guy
    [1/22/2010 10:25:39 PM] Frankie Mateo: I liked him
    [1/22/2010 10:25:53 PM] West: yeah, but its not what the people want.
    [1/22/2010 10:25:57 PM] Colton: Ah, feels like High school once again
    We love each other like this before every episode.
    Last edited by W.West; 01-26-2010, 04:55 PM.


    • #3
      LOL @ West. "Do these friends have vaginas."

      I'd post some of the convos of friends discussing wanting to bang this hot, little Vietnamese girl but I'd be forever typing that crap.


      • #4
        [fearless2814.1] 4:23 pm: headbutts IronGreen's head off of his body
        [irongreen2814] 4:24 pm: (puts head back on shoulders)
        [fearless2814.1] 4:25 pm: Good little...zombie...
        [fearless2814.1] 4:25 pm: *whispers to D_A* "Get the fire and shotguns"
        [irongreen2814] 4:25 pm: oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
        [irongreen2814] 4:27 pm: (lunges for Fearlesss Brain)
        [fearless2814.1] 4:28 pm: engulfs IronGreen in flames
        [irongreen2814] 4:28 pm: (Keeps on coming)
        [metalliccorps] 4:28 pm: Who's going to record the podcast now?
        [irongreen2814] 4:28 pm: I am
        [fearless2814.1] 4:29 pm: decapitates IronGreen
        [irongreen2814] 4:29 pm: (Goes for Fearless legs)
        [metalliccorps] 4:29 pm: A zombie can't record something!
        [irongreen2814] 4:29 pm: LMFAO!!!!!!
        [fearless2814.1] 4:29 pm: beats IG with a golf club
        [fearless2814.1] 4:29 pm: GET!
        [fearless2814.1] 4:29 pm: THE!
        [fearless2814.1] 4:29 pm: HELL!
        [fearless2814.1] 4:30 pm: OFF!
        [fearless2814.1] 4:30 pm: OF!
        [fearless2814.1] 4:30 pm: ME!
        [irongreen2814] 4:30 pm: (Lets Go)
        [W.West] 4:30 pm: so this is your behind the scenes stuff...
        [irongreen2814] 4:30 pm: Yes lol
        [irongreen2814] 4:30 pm: WTF
        [fearless2814.1] 4:30 pm: Do what you must.
        [fearless2814.1] 4:31 pm: This zombie is merciless
        [fearless2814.1] 4:31 pm: He must be put down... HARD.
        [irongreen2814] 4:31 pm: (Grabs on to Fearless Back)
        [fearless2814.1] 4:31 pm: GET OFF OF ME!
        [irongreen2814] 4:31 pm: (Digs in to back)
        [fearless2814.1] 4:32 pm: grabs IG's head, rips it off, and punts it away
        [metalliccorps] 4:32 pm: Good thing I put on my zombie repellent this morning...
        [irongreen2814] 4:32 pm: (Gets Head and Lunges for Metalliccorps)
        [metalliccorps] 4:32 pm: I must not have put enough on.
        [irongreen2814] 4:33 pm: (Spears Metalliccorps through a window)
        [fearless2814.1] 4:33 pm: videotapes IG eating Mettaliccorps
        [irongreen2814] 4:33 pm: TAP OUT MET TAP OUT
        [metalliccorps] 4:34 pm: TAP!
        [fearless2814.1] 4:34 pm: *DING! DING! DING!*
        [irongreen2814] 4:34 pm: WINNER AND NEW WORLD CHAMPION ZOMBIE IRONGREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        [irongreen2814] 4:34 pm: (Fearless raise my hand)
        [fearless2814.1] 4:35 pm: raises IG's hand
        [metalliccorps] 4:35 pm: I'm suing Acme Inc for this shitty zombie repellent.
        [fearless2814.1] 4:35 pm: hands IG the belt
        [irongreen2814] 4:36 pm: (Superkicks Fearless)
        [irongreen2814] 4:38 pm: (Puts Met in the SharpShooter)
        [metalliccorps] 4:38 pm: AHHHHHH!
        [fearless2814.1] 4:38 pm: gets sledgehammer and slams IG in the back
        [irongreen2814] 4:39 pm: (Starts Hulking up and dares Fearless to do that again)
        [fearless2814.1] 4:39 pm: does it again
        [metalliccorps] 4:39 pm: marvel does it again...
        [Lantern Lounge]: Dr. Naysay has entered at 4:39 pm
        [irongreen2814] 4:40 pm: (Gets out bag of thumbtacks and throws Fearless on them)
        [fearless2814.1] 4:41 pm: pulls out old sock with marker on it, and shoves it down IG's throat
        [irongreen2814] 4:41 pm: (Ask Met for help)
        [metalliccorps] 4:41 pm: Here I come!!!
        [irongreen2814] 4:42 pm: SPEAR FEARLESS
        [metalliccorps] 4:42 pm: *Curb Stomps Fearless*
        [metalliccorps] 4:42 pm: (Then Spears!)
        [fearless2814.1] 4:42 pm: call on trained monkey and gets it to attack Met
        [irongreen2814] 4:42 pm: (Puts Fearless in the Sharpshooter)
        [W.West] 4:42 pm: such active imaginations u guys have
        [fearless2814.1] 4:42 pm: has the monkey shoves it's feces into Met's face
        [irongreen2814] 4:43 pm: TAP OUT FEAR
        [irongreen2814] 4:43 pm: TAP OUT
        [metalliccorps] 4:43 pm: (Punches Hit-Man Monkey in the Throat)
        [metalliccorps] 4:43 pm: Thanks West!
        [irongreen2814] 4:43 pm: TAP OUT FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        [fearless2814.1] 4:44 pm: pushes himself back up, fighting the pain
        [Lantern Lounge]: W.West has left at 4:44 pm
        [irongreen2814] 4:44 pm: (Get Barbed Wire Baseball bat and hits Fearless)
        [irongreen2814] 4:44 pm: (on the balls
        [fearless2814.1] 4:45 pm: ...Too far.
        [Dr. Naysay] 4:45 pm: I know I'll regret asking... but what's the point of all this?
        [fearless2814.1] 4:45 pm: ...Boredom?
        [irongreen2814] 4:45 pm: I really cant tell you Naysay
        [Dr. Naysay] 4:46 pm: *whew* those are answers I can live with
        Marvelous Iggy
        God Of Turtles
        Last edited by Marvelous Iggy; 01-30-2010, 10:53 PM.


        • #5
          [TazzMission] 1:29 am: go up to a mousqe and say your jewish
          [TazzMission] 1:29 am: muslims will kill u quickly
          In Memory of DIO

          "I Don't have to prove She-Hulk is a slut, Marvel has shown me multiple times."


          • #6
            Originally posted by GLRunba View Post
            [TazzMission] 1:29 am: go up to a mousqe and say your jewish
            [TazzMission] 1:29 am: muslims will kill u quickly
            Man, I wish I was there for that.


            • #7
              Me: I can't believe you saw that piece of shit movie (Wolverine Origins)
              Person: What do you mean? This movie is fantastic.

     for proof
              In Memory of DIO

              "I Don't have to prove She-Hulk is a slut, Marvel has shown me multiple times."


              • #8
                Welcome! You have entered [Lantern Lounge] at 7:15 pm
                [Caleb Lancaster] 7:24 pm: They'll be here any moment
                [Caleb Lancaster] 8:13 pm: Any moment
                [Caleb Lancaster] 9:02 pm: Any moment
                [Caleb Lancaster] 9:37 pm: SHOW UP YOU FUCKERS!
                [Caleb Lancaster] 10:04 pm: I just know that when I leave everyone's gonna be all: "Thank god he left, now it's time to enjoy some 'Hippie Free' Flash Chat"
                Caleb Lancaster
                The Time Traveler
                Last edited by Caleb Lancaster; 02-16-2010, 03:25 AM.


                • #9
                  A bit of a gap of time between posts, eh?


                  • #10
                    I waited there for that long for someone to get there.


                    • #11
                      More from the Green Lantern Spotlight

                      [2/12/2010 10:48:25 PM] West: jeezus yet another Robinson story about Mon-El?!
                      [2/12/2010 10:49:12 PM] Kuhan: Bah
                      [2/12/2010 10:50:01 PM] Colton: lesson*
                      [2/12/2010 10:50:19 PM] Kuhan: lol religious lesion
                      [2/12/2010 10:50:25 PM] Colton: Mon-El's final task affects the future of the entire universe! Plus, Brainiac 5 and R.E.B.E.L.S. leader Brainiac 2 confront their evil ancestor - the original Brainiac!
                      [2/12/2010 10:51:02 PM] Colton: Mon-El's got to go back to the Phantom Zone soon, right? And Father vs Son and Great Great Grandson.
                      [2/12/2010 10:51:50 PM] West: i dont care if he lives or dies. I hope he dies, he's so boring
                      [2/12/2010 10:52:04 PM] Colton: He can't
                      [2/12/2010 10:52:16 PM] Colton: He's gotta go back into the phantom zone for a thousand years
                      [2/12/2010 10:52:25 PM] West: everyone can die
                      [2/12/2010 10:52:44 PM] Colton: then he inspires Sodam Yat, which leads to him helping the Legion and sending out new rings
                      [2/12/2010 10:52:51 PM] Colton: Which leads to issue one of the new LOSH run
                      [2/12/2010 10:53:06 PM] West: funny, how i still dont care
                      [2/12/2010 10:53:18 PM] Colton: You're just a Timesist
                      [2/12/2010 10:53:39 PM] West: no im pretty sure i exist
                      [2/12/2010 10:53:52 PM] West: so i cant be something that doesnt. :P
                      [2/12/2010 10:54:32 PM] Colton: A timesist is like a racist, but against people from the future
                      [2/12/2010 10:54:43 PM] Colton: timecist*
                      [2/12/2010 10:55:37 PM] West: i have nothing against people from the future.
                      [2/12/2010 10:55:44 PM] West: just their stories
                      [2/12/2010 10:55:46 PM] Kuhan: racist


                      • #12
                        YOUR A ROBOT. NOT A HO-BOT


                        yes I am

                        then start acting like one missie.

                        oh you're a right one to talk

                        I am?

                        im not the one rushing out in an 8 bit memory card.

                        oh really? thats not what I've heard
                        those days are long in my past now george, and anyways id never have dreamed of leaving the house without a proper cooling vent.

                        that was an honest mistake

                        no debauchery intended


                        • #13
                          Hmm. Johnny V must have gotten busted for going on the Internet all day at work.


                          • #14
                            Beau: Hal can be an Arrogant Dick too-
                            Leon: Not when Sinestro is in the room!
                            In Memory of DIO

                            "I Don't have to prove She-Hulk is a slut, Marvel has shown me multiple times."


                            • #15
                              These are private messages between members of the Green Lantern Spotlight Podcast(Kuhan, Mewzard/Colton, W.West, Andrew NDB, Frankie, and Eric)

                              [1:08:32 AM] Eric: yeah why make a show about acting with someone who cant act. the one guy on the show is amazing.
                              [1:08:42 AM] Eric: yeah i noticed that when i watched resurrection the other day
                              [1:08:49 AM] Eric: i liked firefly a little when i first saw it
                              [1:08:53 AM] andrewndb: Dushku fucked up.
                              [1:08:57 AM] Eric: liked it a lot better the second time
                              [1:09:01 AM] andrewndb: She passed up Faith the Vampire Slayer twice.
                              [1:09:30 AM] West: she fucked up when I stopped caring about her after Bring It On and The New Guy
                              [1:09:34 AM] Eric: i think that buffy the vampire slayer is the greatest show of all time, and i have a degree in cinematic studies and media theory so i know what im talking about
                              [1:09:42 AM] Eric: AFTER the new guy?
                              [1:09:55 AM] West: well, thats all i know her from. lol
                              [1:10:03 AM] West: and i like The New Guy.
                              [1:10:17 AM] Eric: geez man
                              [1:10:21 AM] West: she plays a good sexy chick
                              [1:10:26 AM] West: girl*
                              [1:10:41 AM] Eric: are you deliberately getting rid of your dignity as fast as possible?
                              [1:10:52 AM] West: you like BUFFY!
                              [1:10:57 AM] Eric: yeah i didnt love the faith character
                              [1:11:03 AM] Eric: yeah its the best show ever made
                              [1:11:04 AM] Eric: hands down
                              [1:11:05 AM] andrewndb: Huge fan of the Faith character.
                              [1:11:17 AM] andrewndb: I think I beat off a few times to her.
                              [1:11:17 AM] Brandan: you're opinion is invalid
                              [1:11:38 AM] andrewndb: Oh wait, didn't she bang a black guy? Oh, nevermind. She's shit.
                              [1:11:45 AM] Eric: i didnt ever think she really made any sense - they never gave her any backstory - which apparently was deliberate - so it always seemed hollow
                              [1:11:51 AM] andrewndb: heheh
                              [1:11:54 AM] Eric: shit i banged a black guy, dont dump me
                              [1:11:55 AM] West: wow
                              [1:12:00 AM] andrewndb: I'm kidding!
                              [1:12:07 AM] Eric: too late now, im hurt
                              [1:12:08 AM] West: wow to the both of you
                              [1:12:23 AM] Eric: are you upset that i banged a black guy too?
                              [1:12:25 AM] andrewndb: I think Eric was serious, though.
                              [1:12:35 AM] Eric: its my life, motherfucker
                              [1:13:02 AM] West: enjoy it.