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  • What is the calm, rational thing to do when...

    Your wife/girlfriend/shackmate wants to watch the Twilight movies, Alone in the Dark, the Bloodrayne movies, and Mortal Kombat 2 with you?

  • #2
    Grab some chips, Your Favorite Beverage, and ask her what you will get in return.

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    • #3
      Or alternitavly you could just say :


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      • #4
        Originally posted by The_Mad_Dragon View Post
        What is the calm, rational thing to do when...

        Your wife/girlfriend/shackmate wants to watch the Twilight movies, Alone in the Dark, the Bloodrayne movies, and Mortal Kombat 2 with you?
        Get 30 grams of weed and have a fun evening.

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        • #5
          Wait, there's Bloodrayne MOVIES? Dear God, why did they did make a sequel!

          Twilight I think most people can toughen up and sit through, but the others require an intervention; who would want to watch them? They need help.

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          • #6
            I know ladies like to watch Twilight but they also want to watch Alone in the Dark, the Bloodrayne movies, and Mortal Kombat 2? I thought nobody wants to watch those.

            " He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da Vinci

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            • #7
              Leave that person as soon as humanly possible and report them to the local psych institute.
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              • #8
                Watch MK2 ... try for movie BJ .. if that fails ... Sneak into the bedroom ... fap .. take nap.

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                • #9
                  break it off with her do to bad taste in movies
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                  • #10
                    suggest MK1 instead of MK2 since the first one was awesome. makes me wonder how they went so wrong with the second one.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by The_Mad_Dragon View Post
                      Your wife/girlfriend/shackmate wants to watch the Twilight movies, Alone in the Dark, the Bloodrayne movies, and Mortal Kombat 2 with you?


                      Tough call, I'd say lots of booze is in order, and trying to get something else out of the deal too


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                        • #13
                          well that depends, does she see the movies YOU wanna see?
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