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11 Toys NOT to Get Your Kids This Christmas

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  • 11 Toys NOT to Get Your Kids This Christmas

    Child-Size Vuvuzela


    How can the vuvuzela be made even more annoying? Give it to a small child, of course.
    Playmobil Security Checkpoint


    Bringing the privacy violation cheer of TSA checkpoints to your child's playroom!
    Don't Wake Hulk

    You wouldn't like him when he's awake.
    Lower Back Temporary Tattoos

    The perfect stocking stuffer for your daughter. If it's a fishnet stocking, that is.
    Video Girl Barbie

    If only Mattel knew what "video girl" means in 2010
    Kackel Dackel

    Germans, long stereotyped as having an obsession with defecation, are not helping their image with this toy
    Broom

    Next year, maybe she'll find a bottle of Pledge under the tree
    Cool Toys


    Just an innocent maze game for kids to enj... wait, what??
    Roadkill Toys

    Because there's no better way to raise a healthy, well-adjusted child than to give him or her a doll of a dead animal for Christmas.
    Buzz Lightyear Cup


    Presented without comment.
    Dr. Drill 'n' Fill

    Get kids started with the whiz-bang career of dentistry at a young age
    Courtesy of HuffPost
    I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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    I remember I wanted to get Splat, The Road Kill Cat.
    You just witnessed the strength of geek knowledge. N.W.A., Nerd With Attitude. Straight out of Vulcan!

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    • #3
      Dammit Atrain, I have to cancel the buzz lightyear for your secret santa.


      FUuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!


      I thought for sure it was right up your alley................so to speak.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Robinson View Post

        I thought for sure it was right up your alley................so to speak.


        Nice choice of words.
        You just witnessed the strength of geek knowledge. N.W.A., Nerd With Attitude. Straight out of Vulcan!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Robinson View Post
          Dammit Atrain, I have to cancel the buzz lightyear for your secret santa.


          FUuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!


          I thought for sure it was right up your alley................so to speak.
          Originally posted by Lantern A-train View Post

          Playmobil Security Checkpoint



          Winner of THE INFAMOUS PEOPLE DRAFT 2011

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Robinson View Post
            Dammit Atrain, I have to cancel the buzz lightyear for your secret santa.


            FUuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!


            I thought for sure it was right up your alley................so to speak.
            I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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            • #7
              I love Playmobil. They will make toys out of things that most other companies won't touch. They like to have the extra touch of realism in their play. I remember that their line of constuction themed sets had a porta-potty set.

              Plus I respect them for, y'know, daring to make some Christmas themed toys that actually address the religious aspects of Christmas, which most other manufacturers avoid like the plague.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Lantern A-train View Post
                Lower Back Temporary Tattoos
                Tramp Stamps for kids! You too can whore out your daughter at an early age!

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                • #9
                  My 4 year old see's my tattoo's and my wife's and wonders where hers are.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Robinson View Post
                    My 4 year old see's my tattoo's and my wife's and wonders where hers are.
                    Hahaha tell her they only show up after she hits puberty. Like mutant powers or becoming a wizard LMAO!!!!
                    I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lantern A-train View Post
                      Broom

                      Next year, maybe she'll find a bottle of Pledge under the tree
                      Damn straight. Ironing board too.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by sylent_asassin View Post
                        Tramp Stamps for kids! You too can whore out your daughter at an early age!
                        Originally posted by Robinson View Post
                        My 4 year old see's my tattoo's and my wife's and wonders where hers are.
                        Originally posted by Lantern A-train View Post
                        Hahaha tell her they only show up after she hits puberty. Like mutant powers or becoming a wizard LMAO!!!!


                        Originally posted by Avatar Aang
                        When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Space Cop View Post
                          Damn straight. Ironing board too.
                          Dammit, I was going to make that joke. Let the bitch know her place when she's young
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                          Originally posted by W.West
                          DID ANYONE READ THE ARTICLE?!!!!!!

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                          • #14
                            Be sure to get her this t-shirt to further engrave the message into her mind.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Lantern A-train View Post
                              Playmobil Security Checkpoint
                              Can you say "cavity search", boys and girls?

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