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  • What do you call someone who can't tell a joke correctly?












    There is no punchline.

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    • Q. Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog Buddy?
      A. He couldn't bear to say "Come Spot... Come Spot!"

      Q. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican?
      A. The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.


      Q. What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
      A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair....and O.J walked!
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      Cnn = constant nasuating nonsense

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      • Who's Christopher Reeves?
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        Originally posted by W.West
        DID ANYONE READ THE ARTICLE?!!!!!!

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        • Originally posted by Kuhan View Post
          Who's Christopher Reeves?
          your joking right?
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          Cnn = constant nasuating nonsense

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          • Originally posted by Kuhan View Post
            Who's Christopher Reeves?
            Edit: Nevermind I get it.

            Originally posted by TazzMission View Post


            Q. What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
            A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair....and O.J walked!
            Christopher Reeve never got the electric chair. He was paralyzed.
            Unless you word the joke differently to make it make sense.

            "Christopher Reeve got an electric chair (as in an electric wheel chair)"
            projectile
            Sidekick
            Last edited by projectile; 02-15-2012, 08:29 PM.

            " He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da Vinci

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            • Bill Clinton jokes cause there current

              heres another current joke you will all get....not...
              What do you get when you cross the Queen with Prince Phillip?

              Killed in a tunnel.

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              • Christopher Reeve....
                Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
                Nor label his working day "cushy"
                But you might have to question
                His endless obsession
                With superpositional pussy.

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                • Nobody named Christopher Reeves ever played Superman.

                  George Reeves did.

                  so did Christopher Reeve.

                  So I ask you once again: Who is Christopher Reeves?
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                  Originally posted by W.West
                  DID ANYONE READ THE ARTICLE?!!!!!!

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                  • Christopher Reeve*


                    George Reeves was also superman.



                    Now my last joke makes even more sense.

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                    • Originally posted by projectile View Post
                      An actor, who played Superman.
                      Actually, that's Christopher REEVE. No S.

                      But I'm sure everybody knew who he meant.

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                      • Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
                        Actually, that's Christopher REEVE. No S.

                        But I'm sure everybody knew who he meant.
                        Thats why I edited my post.

                        " He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da Vinci

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                        • Originally posted by projectile View Post
                          Edit: Nevermind I get it.



                          Christopher Reeve never got the electric chair. He was paralyzed.
                          Unless you word the joke differently to make it make sense.

                          "Christopher Reeve got an electric chair (as in an electric wheel chair)"
                          thats how the joke went when i looked it up


                          you want the link because i copied and pasted everything?

                          its in one of those

                          http://www.lotsofjokes.com/celebrity_jokes.asp

                          also

                          Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
                          A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
                          TazzMission
                          Guardian of the Universe
                          Last edited by TazzMission; 02-15-2012, 08:34 PM.
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                          Cnn = constant nasuating nonsense

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                          • Originally posted by Kuhan View Post
                            So I ask you once again: Who is Christopher Reeves?
                            Yo momma, that's who!

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                            • What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?

                              Finding a place to hide all the wheelchairs.

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                              • Originally posted by TazzMission View Post
                                you want the link because i copied and pasted everything?
                                No thats okay.

                                " He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da Vinci

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