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02-15-2012, 08:18 PM
What do you call someone who can't tell a joke correctly?
There is no punchline.
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02-15-2012, 08:22 PM
Q. Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog Buddy?
A. He couldn't bear to say "Come Spot... Come Spot!"
Q. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican?
A. The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Q. What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair....and O.J walked!
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02-15-2012, 08:24 PM
Who's Christopher Reeves?
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DID ANYONE READ THE ARTICLE?!!!!!!
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02-15-2012, 08:25 PM
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Who's Christopher Reeves?
your joking right?
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02-15-2012, 08:25 PM
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Who's Christopher Reeves?
Edit: Nevermind I get it.
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Q. What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair....and O.J walked!
Christopher Reeve never got the electric chair. He was paralyzed.
Unless you word the joke differently to make it make sense.
"Christopher Reeve got an electric chair (as in an electric wheel chair)"
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" He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da Vinci
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02-15-2012, 08:26 PM
Bill Clinton jokes cause there current
heres another current joke you will all get....not...
What do you get when you cross the Queen with Prince Phillip?
Killed in a tunnel.
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02-15-2012, 08:27 PM
Christopher Reeve....
Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
Nor label his working day "cushy"
But you might have to question
His endless obsession
With superpositional pussy.
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02-15-2012, 08:27 PM
Nobody named Christopher Reeves ever played Superman.
George Reeves did.
so did Christopher Reeve.
So I ask you once again: Who is Christopher Reeves?
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02-15-2012, 08:27 PM
Christopher Reeve*
George Reeves was also superman.
Now my last joke makes even more sense.
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An actor, who played Superman.
Actually, that's Christopher REEVE. No S.
But I'm sure everybody knew who he meant.
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Actually, that's Christopher REEVE. No S.
But I'm sure everybody knew who he meant.
Thats why I edited my post.
" He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da Vinci
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Edit: Nevermind I get it.
Christopher Reeve never got the electric chair. He was paralyzed.
Unless you word the joke differently to make it make sense.
"Christopher Reeve got an electric chair (as in an electric wheel chair)"
thats how the joke went when i looked it up
you want the link because i copied and pasted everything?
its in one of those
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/celebrity_jokes.asp
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Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
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02-15-2012, 08:32 PM
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So I ask you once again: Who is Christopher Reeves?
Yo momma, that's who!
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02-15-2012, 08:33 PM
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Finding a place to hide all the wheelchairs.
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you want the link because i copied and pasted everything?
No thats okay.
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