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  • What the difference between Area 51 and Pamela Anderson's breasts?

    Pamela Anderson's breast are fake and Area 51 is [Redacted]
    Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
    Nor label his working day "cushy"
    But you might have to question
    His endless obsession
    With superpositional pussy.

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    • Q. Why would JFK JR fly after seeing the weather reports?
      A. His other choice was riding in Uncle Teddy's car.
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      Cnn = constant nasuating nonsense

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      • A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide."

        The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

        The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

        The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
        Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

        The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

        The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
        "Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription."
        Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
        Nor label his working day "cushy"
        But you might have to question
        His endless obsession
        With superpositional pussy.

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        • Originally posted by TazzMission View Post
          Kennedies

          7 pages and the attempted pluralization of a family name is the funniest fucking thing in this thread.

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          • Originally posted by Dr. Naysay View Post
            7 pages and the attempted pluralization of a family name is the funniest fucking thing in this thread.


            Follow The Nobodies Comic on Facebook or Twitter

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            • I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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              • The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials.

                The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, “This is a robbery.”

                The economy is so bad that I went to my bank to get a loan, they said, “What a coincidence! That’s just what we were going to ask you.”

                The economy is so bad, rapper 50 Cent had to change his name to 10 Cent.

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                • Here's one that made me laugh in the paper this morning.

                  A Dad buys a robot programmed to detect lies, and slap the liar.

                  He decides to test it out at dinner. So he asks his son, "What did you do today?"

                  His son replies, "I went to school, what do you think?"

                  The robot slaps the son.

                  "OK," he admits, "I skipped school and went to a friend's house to watch a movie."

                  "What movie?" the Dad asks.

                  "Toy Story"

                  The robot slaps the son again.

                  "ALRIGHT, it was a porno! Are you happy?"

                  The Dad is shocked. "When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn WAS!"

                  The robot slaps the Dad.

                  "Ha!" the Mom says, "He certainly is your son!"

                  The robot slaps the Mom.

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                  • Why did Mitt Romney put his dog on top of the car?

                    So Barack Obama wouldn't eat it.

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                    • Q. How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy?


                      A. Trying to read a stucco wall.



                      Q: Define true love.

                      A: Hellen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
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                      Cnn = constant nasuating nonsense

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                      • Originally posted by myuserid View Post
                        Why did Mitt Romney put his dog on top of the car?

                        So Barack Obama wouldn't eat it.
                        ???????

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                        • Originally posted by Abin Surly View Post
                          ???????
                          Obama as a Boy Ate Dog Meat

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                          • How many whores does it take to screw in a light bulb?

                            Whores don't screw lightbulbs, unless you pay extra.
                            Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
                            Nor label his working day "cushy"
                            But you might have to question
                            His endless obsession
                            With superpositional pussy.

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                            • the joke thread

                              What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?



                              Their last hit was The Wall
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                              Cnn = constant nasuating nonsense

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                              • Yo.

                                http://www.thegreenlanterncorps.com/...30&postcount=1




                                Tazer


                                Originally posted by Andrew NDB
                                Geoff Johns should have a 10 mile restraining order from comic books, let alone films.

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