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Really? From what we see on the internet, I'd expect that, if you are using auto-correct extensively, you would constantly be accidentally posting stuff that implied you had odd sexual tastes.
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Yo.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.A young man decides to kill himself by jumping off a building.
Once he reaches the top, he goes to the edge and sees a homeless old man with no arms jumping, cheering and dancing around on the street. Intrigued by the old man's joy, he comes down the building and asks him.
Young man: "Excuse me, sir. I thought about ending my miserable life today but then I saw you with no arms and homeless yet here you are dancing, cheering and jumping about. Can you share with me your secret?
Old man: "I don't know about any secret but man!!!..arggh!!!!!..my balls are itchy as hell!!! I've been trying to scratch 'em all day!What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A pardon.Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?
because nobody made sandwichesHow many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, the rest were just following orders.
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Originally posted by Andrew NDBComment
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I like my women like I like my bourbon
18 years old and full of coke.
I hear Rihanna's pretty funny in person.
She gets her punchlines from her boyfriend.
What starts with 'N' that's incorrect to call a black person?
Not guilty.
What created feminism?
An unlocked kitchen door.
Why do black people have nightmares?
Because the only one who had a dream got shot
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Originally posted by Andrew NDBComment
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A black man, a Mexican, and a Puerto Rican are in a car...who’s driving?
The cops.
How does a muslim divorce his wife?
He sets her up for adoption
What does a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?
The harder you hit it with a stick, the more English you get.
I'm a great pianist
I finger minors perfectly
Why do blacks always wear chains?
To remind them of their heritage.
Why is it better to be a Catholic instead of a Protestant?
At a catholic church, the only thing getting shot is the priests load into an altar boys face.
Why is it better to be a Catholic instead of a Protestant?
At a catholic church, the only thing getting shot is the priests load into an altar boys face.
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Originally posted by Andrew NDBComment
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Yo.
Tazer
Originally posted by Andrew NDBComment
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This guy knows how to party!
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IN BLACKEST DAY
OVER YOUR THOUGHTS, MY WORDS HAVE SWAY
I AM YOU MASTER, OBEY MY WILL...
FOR I AM TUMBLR, AND I GO OVERKILL!!!Comment
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What's a incest lovers favorite animal? Aunt-eater.................................................. ..........................
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month.................................................. ..........................
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