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Some members are a little iffy on what should go in the Games & Humor forum section so.

Trivial games like "the person above you game" should be placed in this forum.

Humor of all kinds also belongs here, like the "Superman has a problem with kinky sex" thread.

What does not belong here would be things like video games, board games. Or humor coming directly out of comic books or discussion of books.

Boardgames and the like would go in the Action Figure and Toys section as could video games, though those could also be posted in the General Forum Section.

also any posts in this Forum Section do not count towards your post count.

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  • Originally posted by Robinson View Post
    thank god for cell phone auto correct.
    Really? From what we see on the internet, I'd expect that, if you are using auto-correct extensively, you would constantly be accidentally posting stuff that implied you had odd sexual tastes.

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    • Yo.

      What do you call a Mexican midget?

      A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
      A young man decides to kill himself by jumping off a building.

      Once he reaches the top, he goes to the edge and sees a homeless old man with no arms jumping, cheering and dancing around on the street. Intrigued by the old man's joy, he comes down the building and asks him.

      Young man: "Excuse me, sir. I thought about ending my miserable life today but then I saw you with no arms and homeless yet here you are dancing, cheering and jumping about. Can you share with me your secret?

      Old man: "I don't know about any secret but man!!!..arggh!!!!!..my balls are itchy as hell!!! I've been trying to scratch 'em all day!
      What is a pirate's favorite letter?

      A pardon.
      Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

      because nobody made sandwiches
      How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

      Only one, the rest were just following orders.




      Tazer


      Originally posted by Andrew NDB
      Geoff Johns should have a 10 mile restraining order from comic books, let alone films.

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      • Yo.

        I like my women like I like my bourbon

        18 years old and full of coke.

        I hear Rihanna's pretty funny in person.

        She gets her punchlines from her boyfriend.

        What starts with 'N' that's incorrect to call a black person?

        Not guilty.

        What created feminism?

        An unlocked kitchen door.

        Why do black people have nightmares?

        Because the only one who had a dream got shot



        Tazer


        Originally posted by Andrew NDB
        Geoff Johns should have a 10 mile restraining order from comic books, let alone films.

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        • Yo.

          A black man, a Mexican, and a Puerto Rican are in a car...who’s driving?

          The cops.

          How does a muslim divorce his wife?

          He sets her up for adoption

          What does a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

          The harder you hit it with a stick, the more English you get.

          I'm a great pianist

          I finger minors perfectly

          Why do blacks always wear chains?

          To remind them of their heritage.

          Why is it better to be a Catholic instead of a Protestant?

          At a catholic church, the only thing getting shot is the priests load into an altar boys face.

          Why is it better to be a Catholic instead of a Protestant?

          At a catholic church, the only thing getting shot is the priests load into an altar boys face.



          Tazer


          Originally posted by Andrew NDB
          Geoff Johns should have a 10 mile restraining order from comic books, let alone films.

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          • David Zucker paid $60,000 for a horse prank
            Villain Draft 3: Fourth Place Winner

            September 11, 2001; January 6, 2021; February 13, 2021

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            • Yo.






              Tazer


              Originally posted by Andrew NDB
              Geoff Johns should have a 10 mile restraining order from comic books, let alone films.

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                • This guy knows how to party!

                  Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-J727AZ using Tapatalk
                  IN BRIGHTEST NIGHT
                  IN BLACKEST DAY
                  OVER YOUR THOUGHTS, MY WORDS HAVE SWAY
                  I AM YOU MASTER, OBEY MY WILL...
                  FOR I AM TUMBLR, AND I GO OVERKILL!!!

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                  • What's a incest lovers favorite animal? Aunt-eater
                    .................................................. ..........................

                    Cnn = constant nasuating nonsense

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                    • I hear this when I was a kid.

                      https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comme...zard_buy_some/
                      The pandemic should have ended in the United States in March. You know why it didn't, don't you? Think about that every time you put on a mask.

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