Really? From what we see on the internet, I'd expect that, if you are using auto-correct extensively, you would constantly be accidentally posting stuff that implied you had odd sexual tastes.
A young man decides to kill himself by jumping off a building.
Once he reaches the top, he goes to the edge and sees a homeless old man with no arms jumping, cheering and dancing around on the street. Intrigued by the old man's joy, he comes down the building and asks him.
Young man: "Excuse me, sir. I thought about ending my miserable life today but then I saw you with no arms and homeless yet here you are dancing, cheering and jumping about. Can you share with me your secret?
Old man: "I don't know about any secret but man!!!..arggh!!!!!..my balls are itchy as hell!!! I've been trying to scratch 'em all day!
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A pardon.
Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?
because nobody made sandwiches
How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, the rest were just following orders.
Tazer
Originally posted by Andrew NDB
Geoff Johns should have a 10 mile restraining order from comic books, let alone films.
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