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    Robinson
    Guardian Of The Universe

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    you think I plan what I say ahead of time?

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  • Tazer
    That Evil, Yellow Bastiche

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    Yo.

    I rather like the 1-on-1 convos as well, cuz I actually hate typing & rather like seeing the facial reactions of others when they hear the off-the-cuff shit comin' outta my mouth......






    Tazer

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  • Mister Ed
    Horse of a Different Color

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    I sometimes wonder if the folks on here would be as amusing in person as they are on the internet.

    I mean, they'd be the same people, but they wouldn't be able to plan what they say as well as you can on-line, and they wouldn't have a bunch of handy memes and gifs at hand for emphasis.

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  • Tazer
    That Evil, Yellow Bastiche

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    Yo.

    Originally posted by Robinson View Post
    Tazer is a full blooded oreo.


    Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
    Wait, Oreos have BLOOD in them?!



    Oh...I guess maybe they do...





    Tazer

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  • Tazer
    That Evil, Yellow Bastiche

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    Yo.

    Originally posted by Fearless View Post
    Pfft! Speak for yourself, Ed, I'm still not convinced that Tazer isn't just the alt account of gamerajon.


    Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
    That's all we need, for people to decide that the only appropriate way to refer to people is to carry a color wheel around and pinpoint the exact color of the individual you are speaking to. (Of course, to be fair, it isn't like the VAST majority of conversational references to people include color of ANY kind. Maybe such an onerous system of color referencing would actually discourage people from referencing color at ALL. )
    all Im doing is try to help ppl realize (yet again) that the color of my skin is NOT the same as this msg-board's background, but that of the man in the above pic.....

    unless, yur trying to tell me U can tell the diff, in which case I feel I should start sharing joke about the COLOR BLIND as well??





    Tazer

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  • Mister Ed
    Horse of a Different Color

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    Wait, Oreos have BLOOD in them?!



    Oh...I guess maybe they do...

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  • Robinson
    Guardian Of The Universe

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    Tazer is a full blooded oreo.

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  • Tazer
    That Evil, Yellow Bastiche

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    Yo.

    and besides, I see nothing wrong with racial jokes.....

    cuz theyre JOKES, and being told good-naturedly.

    if that latter part wasn't there, then that would make'em an insult, which is a completely diff thing.





    Tazer

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  • Mister Ed
    Horse of a Different Color

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    Originally posted by Tazer View Post
    Yo.

    U guys just seem to never wanna learn; I keep telling ya I am NOT Black.

    Im Chocolate Brown, dammit.


    Tazer
    That's all we need, for people to decide that the only appropriate way to refer to people is to carry a color wheel around and pinpoint the exact color of the individual you are speaking to. (Of course, to be fair, it isn't like the VAST majority of conversational references to people include color of ANY kind. Maybe such an onerous system of color referencing would actually discourage people from referencing color at ALL. )

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  • Fearless
    Agent Orange

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    Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
    I swear though, Tazer, if I didn't already know (so much as I can about somebody on the internet) that you were Black...

    Pfft! Speak for yourself, Ed, I'm still not convinced that Tazer isn't just the alt account of gamerajon.

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  • Tazer
    That Evil, Yellow Bastiche

  • Tazer
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    Yo.

    U guys just seem to never wanna learn; I keep telling ya I am NOT Black.









































    Im Chocolate Brown, dammit.





    Tazer

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  • Mister Ed
    Horse of a Different Color

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    Originally posted by Robinson View Post
    ouch
    Of course, if that story was real, you KNOW it wouldn't faze Sharpton at all. He'd just start in on inequalities of employment opportunity.

    I swear though, Tazer, if I didn't already know (so much as I can about somebody on the internet) that you were Black...

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  • Robinson
    Guardian Of The Universe

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    ouch

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  • Tazer
    That Evil, Yellow Bastiche

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    Yo.

    On the local news last night there was a horrific fire resulting in the tragic loss of life. A particular fact about this fire had some members of the community riled up. It turned out that this particular building that burned down had Mexican tenants on the first floor, Black tenants on the second floor, and White tenants on the third floor. Somehow the first and second floor tenants had not escaped the building, while the third-floor tenants were unscathed.

    Al Sharpton happened to be in the area preaching against other forms of racial injustice and decided that he would show up at this scene and demand some answers. How could these firefighters save the third floor occupants before anybody else?!!! He approached a firefighter interviewing with Channel 10's Anne Long and interrupted them. He demanded answers, repeatedly cutting off both the firefighter and the reporter. He screamed and he hollered until finally Anne gets a word in...."well sir, turns out they were at work."



    Tazer

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  • TazzMission
    Guardian of the Universe

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    As USA gets closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.

    The last time Hilary had a meaningful job, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky...

    And Monica blew it.

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