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  • #61
    Start telling some real jokes people because this shit is far from funny. You've spent two pages going on in circles. Its not a problem. As Naysay stated a long time ago, the site is not racist, the poster is not racist, the web address is just poor. Move the FUCK on, please.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Kuhan View Post
      Tazz, type Bus Tycoons without a space.
      and kuhan like i said if nothing is done about razors comment dont ban me for what i will post as a **joke**

      because this is the exact thing i challenged you on last time around i dont care if i misread bl's link because razors statement was a attempt at a fight.
      TazzMission
      Guardian of the Universe
      Last edited by TazzMission; 02-15-2012, 01:41 AM.
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      • #63
        You quoted something. He quoted what you quoted. You basically called him a liar.



        JOKES!

        A man walks into a bar, dejected. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The man replies "I'm John Kerry!"


        It's FUNNY IN 2004!
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        Originally posted by W.West
        DID ANYONE READ THE ARTICLE?!!!!!!

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        • #64
          They figured out what kind of shampoo NASA issued the astronauts on the Challenger.

          They found their Head and Shoulders all over the beach.

          -Funny in 1986!
          Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
          Nor label his working day "cushy"
          But you might have to question
          His endless obsession
          With superpositional pussy.

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          • #65
            Sarah Jessica Parker walks in a bar.
            The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

            " He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da Vinci

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Kuhan View Post
              You quoted something. He quoted what you quoted. You basically called him a liar.
              and like i said i admit i misread but can you honestly tell me as mod that this is ok? quote I know if what YOU quoted is what has you in a tizzy, then you're slightly more illiterate then I ever accused you of.quote



              if nothing is done about that then all hells going to break lose.
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              • #67
                Why do blondes prefer BMW of Chevrolet?



                Because they can spell BMW.

                Funny: Never.


                Tazz, I'm telling you this not as an insult or anything so please do not take it as such. You repeatedly claimed that the link said something other than what it was and called multiple people liars. It was clear that you did not read the link correctly and since you insinuated that he was a liar he felt the need to call you as such.
                Robinson
                Guardian Of The Universe
                Last edited by Robinson; 02-15-2012, 01:58 AM.

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                • #68
                  you know what fuck it im going to do my islam joke


                  how do you know when an arab boy becomes a man?


                  rip the diaper off his ass and stick it on his head

                  another joke


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                  • #69
                    Guy walks into a bar.
                    And the guy says "OW!"

                    " He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da Vinci

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by TazzMission View Post
                      and like i said i admit i misread .
                      You never admitted you were wrong.






                      A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!

                      " He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da Vinci

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                      • #71
                        A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.

                        He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Muhammad. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

                        'Are you Muhammad?' he asks.

                        'No, my son. I am Peter. Muhammad is higher up.'

                        And Peter points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

                        Delighted that Muhammad is higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides and climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.

                        He asks again,'Are you Muhammad?'

                        'No, I am Moses. Muhammad is higher still.'

                        Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.

                        Full of hope, he asks again,'Are you Muhammad?

                        'No, I am Jesus...You will find Muhammad higher up.'

                        Muhammad higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard sitting in a chair and repeats his question:

                        'Are you Muhammad?' he gasps,

                        As he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

                        'No, my son...I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like some tea?'

                        'Yes, please, my Lord'

                        God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:

                        'HEY MUHAMMAD, YOU LEBO PRICK, TURN THE KETTLE ON!'
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                        • #72
                          Two blondes walk into a bar...you'd think the second one would have seen it.

                          A rabbi, a priest and a shaman walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of joke?
                          Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
                          Nor label his working day "cushy"
                          But you might have to question
                          His endless obsession
                          With superpositional pussy.

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                          • #73
                            hahah this made me laugh
                            Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.
                            "What's the matter?" I asked.
                            "I've got the big C,"he said.
                            "What, cancer?"
                            "No, dyslexia."

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by The British Lantern View Post
                              hahah this made me laugh
                              Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.
                              "What's the matter?" I asked.
                              "I've got the big C,"he said.
                              "What, cancer?"
                              "No, dyslexia."
                              DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!!!
                              Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
                              Nor label his working day "cushy"
                              But you might have to question
                              His endless obsession
                              With superpositional pussy.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Razorgod View Post
                                DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!!!
                                Yeah! Thanks for showing your support for the cause
                                Wait!
                                ...Never mind

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