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  • #91
    Fuck this.



    Unsubscribing due to habitual spammer.

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    • #92
      One afternoon a man says to his wife, you, me and the dogs are going pig shooting. They pack the truck and head off. They get there late at night and the man says, we will head off at sunrise. The wife is tired and replies, I don't want to go in the morning. The husband is furious and replies, I will give you 3 options, you, me and the dog shoot, or you give me a blow job or we have anal sex. The wife isn't to pleased but realizes it's one or the other. They rise early in the morning and the husband says well, what's it to be. She isn't pleased but decides to give him a blow job. As soon as she starts she stops and says, your dick tastes like shit. He replies: "Yeh, the dog didn't want to go either."



      Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
      A. What's toilet paper?
      Kuhan
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      Last edited by Kuhan; 02-15-2012, 06:44 PM.
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      • #93
        What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic.

        Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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        • #94
          TAZZ! ONE POST!
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          Originally posted by W.West
          DID ANYONE READ THE ARTICLE?!!!!!!

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          • #95
            Q: What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

            A: Wipes.

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Lantern Kreon View Post
              Q: What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

              A: Wipes.
              aw shit lol
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              • #97
                This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands..." commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!".
                TazzMission
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                Last edited by TazzMission; 02-15-2012, 06:58 PM.
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                • #98
                  I said one post! You don't need need one post for every joke or thought. Just lump it all into one post.

                  EDIT: Also, can we not post religion jokes in here? I wasn't offended by any of the muslim jokes (The only mildly offensive ones were ignorant so it doesn't matter) but that stuff is for Qward, so let's keep it there.


                  EDIT Again: Just FYI, I liked the toilet paper one, the Taliban ones (at least the ones that made sense), and the Virgins one. The diaper one was just stupid (but not offensive) and the Heaven one ignorant
                  Kuhan
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                  Last edited by Kuhan; 02-15-2012, 07:06 PM.
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                  Originally posted by W.West
                  DID ANYONE READ THE ARTICLE?!!!!!!

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Kuhan View Post
                    I said one post! You don't need need one post for every joke or thought. Just lump it all into one post.

                    EDIT: Also, can we not post religion jokes in here? I wasn't offended by any of the muslim jokes (The only mildly offensive ones were ignorant so it doesn't matter) but that stuff is for Qward, so let's keep it there.
                    i happened to quote this kuhan because your back pedaling now

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                    Because, unlike some, I don't search for and hang on to every single thing that is said about me. I visit threads that I frequent or click on links that are posted to me. Usually, I just ignore it quote


                    so if you really stand by that than hey the islam jokes shouldnt bother you. even you need to laugh sometimes
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                    • Originally posted by Kuhan View Post
                      I wasn't offended by any of the muslim jokes (The only mildly offensive ones were ignorant so it doesn't matter) but that stuff is for Qward, so let's keep it there.

                      EDIT Again: Just FYI, I liked the toilet paper one, the Taliban ones (at least the ones that made sense), and the Virgins one. The diaper one was just stupid (but not offensive) and the Heaven one ignorant
                      At what point did I say it bothered me? I said it might bother others and belongs in Qward anyway.

                      This is, in fact, "a thread I frequent." You also didn't say anything about me, just about muslims. And, like I said, I wasn't offended. I'm not at all offended by jokes about Ron Paul or Barack Obama, but they still probably belong in Qward.
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                      Originally posted by W.West
                      DID ANYONE READ THE ARTICLE?!!!!!!

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                      • Originally posted by Kuhan View Post
                        At what point did I say it bothered me? I said it might bother others and belongs in Qward anyway.

                        This is, in fact, "a thread I frequent." You also didn't say anything about me, just about muslims. And, like I said, I wasn't offended. I'm not at all offended by jokes about Ron Paul or Barack Obama, but they still probably belong in Qward.
                        you banning me for those photos says otherwise and you even admitted you are bias on the islam thing

                        you also had 3 to 4 other people telling you the same thing wich was you over reacted.

                        but i guess since we arent what you call a dictatorship like how you called this forum our opinions dont matter right?


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                        3. We have a handy dandy forum to discuss religion. It's called Qward. When you ask to have your access revoked, it means you agree to not post the shit that belongs in there. Tazz wasn't banned for posting offensive imagery. He was banned because he's been warned repeatedly not to post Qward content after being removed from Qward and he kept doing it. I will admit to a bias with the Islam thing but it was just the straw that broke the camel's back. I've asked nicely many times. I've scolded many times. Maybe a ban will get through.


                        so tell me again how you yourself wasnt offended by those photos
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                        • Of course it's a dictatorship...this board is someone's property and the mods are conservators of that property. YOU are a guest. If you don't like the food, go home.
                          Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
                          Nor label his working day "cushy"
                          But you might have to question
                          His endless obsession
                          With superpositional pussy.

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                          • Originally posted by TazzMission View Post
                            you banning me for those photos says otherwise and you even admitted you are bias on the islam thing

                            you also had 3 to 4 other people telling you the same thing wich was you over reacted.

                            but i guess since we arent what you call a dictatorship like how you called this forum our opinions dont matter right?
                            In Kuhan's defense.

                            You kept on posting qward related pics in the picture thread. Even when you were told to stop, you kept on going showing defiance and not listening to the mod/rules. Thats what you got banned for.

                            I saw only 1 person come to your defense which was Darth Andrea, and she only thought you got banned for an Islam pic.

                            " He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da Vinci

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                            • One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.
                              He slips out the rear door of the Vatican and is walking
                              through the back alleys of Rome when he sees a ten-year-old
                              boy smoking a cigarette. The Pope gently says to him, "Young
                              man, you're much too young to smoke!"

                              The kid looks up at the Pope and says, "Fuck you!"

                              The Pope is completely taken aback. "What?" he says. "You say
                              that to *me*, the Pontiff, the Vicar of Christ, the head of
                              the Roman Catholic Church? I am the spiritual leader for
                              millions of people, young man, the representative of God,
                              and you dare to say that to *me*? No, no, no, kid, fuck *YOU*!"

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                              • A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

                                One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.

                                The little boy says, "It's dark in here."
                                The man whispers, "Yes, it is."
                                Boy - "I have a baseball."
                                Man - "That's nice."
                                Boy - "Want to buy it?"
                                Man - "No, thanks."
                                Boy - "My dad's outside."
                                Man - "OK, how much?"
                                Boy - "$250."

                                In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.

                                Boy - "It's dark in here."
                                Man - "Yes, it is."
                                Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
                                Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?"
                                Boy - "$750."
                                Man - "Fine."

                                A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

                                The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

                                The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

                                The son says "$1,000."

                                The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

                                They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

                                The boy says, "It's dark in here."
                                The priest says, "Don't start that crap again!"
                                Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
                                Nor label his working day "cushy"
                                But you might have to question
                                His endless obsession
                                With superpositional pussy.

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