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Originally posted by projectile
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a few others spoke up as well
cylon 13 for example is one
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check qward and the thread titled drones in us to monitor citizens and picture thread 7.
a few others spoke up as well
cylon 13 for example is one.................................................. ..........................
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I banned you for those photos because they belonged in Qward and you didn't seem to get it after I told you 10 times.
A Haryanavi peasant was wlaking down the road carrying a heavy sack of grain on his head. A kindly Sardar farmer drawing his bullock-cart offered him a lift. The Haryanavi gratefully accepted the offer and sat down in the cart but kept the sack on his head.
"Chaudhury, why don't you put down the sack in the gadda?"
"Sardarji," replied the Haryanavi, "your cart is already heavily loaded. I don't want to put more burden on your poor bullock."
See? It's funny because Sardars are stupid![center]
Originally posted by W.WestComment
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Nice one Razor!
Tazz, your jokes aren't as funny. Might want to see to that.Comment
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Okay so the first part I said was true.
An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”
The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”
" He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da VinciComment
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thats a load of bullshit and you know it.Originally posted by Kuhan View Post
i have posted so many qward type images and yet no one bitched about it
i make one little crack on islam and boom gone for 10 days.
do you hear doc make an excuse for a jewish photo i posted yesterday titled jewerine or a jewish slavery photo i posted ? no you dont
every other religion is ok to crack on but islam isnt.
go's to show why islam is looked in a bad light because they cant take a joke.................................................. ..........................
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no, you posted many Qward type images and threads and I warned you about them.
The Jewerine photo wasn't offensive. It was a guy in a Wolverine costume with a menorah strapped to his hand.
You posted a photo that implied that a dog was fucking a man while he was praying.
Do you see a difference?
If you make a non-offensive joke, I let it slide. I don't care. I crack on Islam all the time.
If you make an offensive comment, I don't let it slide. I still don't care, but others do. Unfortunately, this is not your playground. It is a public discussion forum.
You like Wil Wheaton, right? Because Wil Wheaton has one rule: Don't be a dick (It's okay to play one on TV though.) Maybe listen to your friend Wil once in a while.[center]
Originally posted by W.WestComment
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Oh, for the love of... There should be a "VS." thread where you two CAN air your grievances.
Last edited by Sylent_Asassin; 02-15-2012, 07:54 PM.
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With a poll!Originally posted by sylent_asassin View PostOh, for the love of... There should be a "VS." thread where you two and air your grievances.
" He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da VinciComment
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Why? Is it Festivus again already?Originally posted by sylent_asassin View PostOh, for the love of... There should be a "VS." thread where you two and air your grievances.Comment
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I have no grievances.
Said the Actress to the Bishop.[center]
Originally posted by W.WestComment
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One of my favorite jokes of all time:
How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That's not funny.Comment
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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
"What? The light's out? Oh no! I'm scared!"[center]
Originally posted by W.WestComment
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says: "You man the guns, I'll drive."
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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Gorillas have big fingers.
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A gorilla walks into a diner and sits down at the bar. The owner is shocked to see a gorilla and, unsure of what to do, asks him what he'd like.
"Banana shake."
The owner makes the shake and sets it in front of the gorilla, who puts a $10 on the counter. The owner takes it to get change, then thinks: wait, it can talk, but it's still just a stupid ape and it can't count! So the owner only brings back $.50. The gorilla takes the change and goes back to drinking his shake. As the gorilla sits there the owner becomes more and more nervous that the gorilla knows something is wrong. Trying to appear more nonchalant, he decides to try some small talk.
"So, we don't get many gorillas in here."
"$9.50 for a banana shake? I can see why!"
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My girlfriend took a pregnancy test today and my thoughts were confirmed, she's just a fat cunt.
I may have Alzheimers, but I still know what today is and I'm absolutely devastated I got no cards.
Worst Christmas ever!
Doctor, I don't feel too good - I think it may be to do with the bowl and cereal I ate this morning," I told the doctor.
"Well that can't be it," he protested.
"Are you sure? I think the glass is cutting my stomach.
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Originally posted by Kuhan View Post
woa wait hold on first you say religion has no buisness being out of qward and now your arguing that the photo i posted of a dog humping a guy wile praying is offensive?
so if i post a dog humping a catholic, jew or christian youll let it side right?because to you and you alone that isnt offensive
dont you see the hypocricy in that kuhan?
and didnt you also say a few posts above that other muslims may take offence to what i post? last i checked your the only one who does the most complaining about it.
i dont have a big issue with you but when it comes to hypocrisy than yea mod or not im gona call you out on it.
and despite what the 12 man sausauge fest says i dont need photos to hide behind like they claim seeing as you know they just thought i did it to piss you and only you off..
and you know me well enough kuhan if i got something to say i just say it.................................................. ..........................
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