the Joke thread.......

[Trey Strain]

I hear this when I was a kid.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comme...zard_buy_some/

[TazzMission]

What's a incest lovers favorite animal? Aunt-eater

[Regolith]

This guy knows how to party!

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[Andrew NDB]

[Tazer]

Yo.






Tazer

[Agent Purple]

David Zucker paid $60,000 for a horse prank

[Tazer]

Yo.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Puerto Rican are in a car...who’s driving?

The cops.

How does a muslim divorce his wife?

He sets her up for adoption

What does a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit it with a stick, the more English you get.

I'm a great pianist

I finger minors perfectly

Why do blacks always wear chains?

To remind them of their heritage.

Why is it better to be a Catholic instead of a Protestant?

At a catholic church, the only thing getting shot is the priests load into an altar boys face.

Why is it better to be a Catholic instead of a Protestant?

At a catholic church, the only thing getting shot is the priests load into an altar boys face.

Tazer

[Tazer]

Yo.

I like my women like I like my bourbon

18 years old and full of coke.

I hear Rihanna's pretty funny in person.

She gets her punchlines from her boyfriend.

What starts with 'N' that's incorrect to call a black person?

Not guilty.

What created feminism?

An unlocked kitchen door.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because the only one who had a dream got shot

Tazer

[Tazer]

Yo.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.

A young man decides to kill himself by jumping off a building.

Once he reaches the top, he goes to the edge and sees a homeless old man with no arms jumping, cheering and dancing around on the street. Intrigued by the old man's joy, he comes down the building and asks him.

Young man: "Excuse me, sir. I thought about ending my miserable life today but then I saw you with no arms and homeless yet here you are dancing, cheering and jumping about. Can you share with me your secret?

Old man: "I don't know about any secret but man!!!..arggh!!!!!..my balls are itchy as hell!!! I've been trying to scratch 'em all day!

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A pardon.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, the rest were just following orders.

Tazer

[Mister Ed]

thank god for cell phone auto correct.

Really? From what we see on the internet, I'd expect that, if you are using auto-correct extensively, you would constantly be accidentally posting stuff that implied you had odd sexual tastes.

[Robinson]

thank god for cell phone auto correct.

[Mister Ed]

you think I plan what I say ahead of time?

Well, no, not you Robinson. (Though since your spelling and grammar are better than some, I suspect you think it through at least a LITTLE bit )

[Robinson]

I first read that as IG-lesbian

[Tazer]

Yo.

hey, U can ask Fearless, IG-lestein or JonJon;:I *never* know wat Ive said until long after Ive done so........




Tazer

[Robinson]

you think I plan what I say ahead of time?