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Top Ten Comic Characters New Year's Resolution Countdown

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  • Top Ten Comic Characters New Year's Resolution Countdown

    10, “Next time I see that a murderous psychopath who wants to destroy everything I care about has cut off his face and tacked it up on the wall, I’m just going to throw it away. Why did I leave that thing up in a glass case for a whole year?” — Batman

    9, “Base more of my sinister plans around the plots of John Woo movies. If Face/Off went this well, imagine how much destruction I can cause with Mission: Impossible III!” — The Joker

    8, “Try to stab fewer people in front of impressionable teenagers that I’m trying to teach about nonviolence. The total number of people I stab won’t decrease or anything, I’m just going to try not to do it in front of kids so much.” — Wolverine

    7, “Go back to wearing that costume with the extra arms from back before Civil War. Extra arms are basically the coolest thing a dude can have… ladies.” — Spider-Man

    6, “I resolve to make the most of my very first starring role in a crossover! This is Aquaman’s time to shine and remind everyone of why I’m one of DC’s most beloved and long-lasting characters: Because I’m a war-planning super-badass who can choke out Batman and who doesn’t talk to fish — wait, is this fan-fiction?” — Aquaman

    5, “Learn some ‘cool’ new skating board moves! I already got the kneepads and approved safety equipment, so this ‘old dog’ is ready for ‘rad’ times with the kids!” — Captain America

    4, “Make an appointment to go to the optometrist and get my eyes checked. For some reason, all the women around me look the same.” — Tony Stark,

    3, “Quit smoking, drinking and swearing so much. Keep in mind that these aren’t really resolutions, mate. More like new job requirements.” — John Constantine,

    2, “I’m going to try to be the Summers Brother who doesn’t kill his father figure. I mean, we’re pretty much out of them anyway, so it shouldn’t be too hard.” — Havok

    And the top Comic Character New Year's Resolution is

    1. “Lose 15 gigatons.” — Galactus

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    • #3
      "Confront Captain Frye about breaking up my parents marriage!" - Barry Allen aka The Flash


      "Remind my fucking father that I have a healing factor too and I can't die!" - Daken


      "Get over Hal Jordan. For real this time. Seriously. I'm going to do this!" - Carol Ferris


      "Find out what my history is. I don't have a clue what I've actually been through." - Kyle Rayner


      "Stop murdering Green Lanterns." - John Stewart

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      • #4
        "..." - Wally West

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        • #5
          "Try to keep Dan Slott from being murdered" - Spider-Man


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          • #6
            Find out which movies John Woo really made - Joker.

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            • #7
              "Never let the bad man Rob Liefeld touch me ever again." - Everyone

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              • #8
                "Hire even more former Marvel employees from the 90s!" - Dan DiDio

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                • #9
                  "Go back to the horrible bulky armour costumes all the superheroes had in the 90s"-DC Comics.
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                  If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
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