15 Minutes with JohnnyV

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Welcome all to JohnnyV's 15 Minutes. Here are a few questions to get us started. Remember the more questions you answer the more people will participate and vice versa.

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Current Favorite TV Show?

Which comic book universe would you live in?

Would you be an Earthbender, Waterbender, Airbender or Firebender?

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who are your top 10 MLP characters?

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Favorite Thor story arc?

Favorite Deadpool story arc?

Favorite member of the Mighty Warriors 3 Marvel Podcast?

What would you say is the best moment of your life?

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Current Favorite TV Show?

Hmmm, tough one. My favorite that's currently on the air is Arrow. Have to give it the slight edge over Game of Thrones, because Manu Bennett motherfuckers.

Which comic book universe would you live in?

The Zenescope Grimm's Fairytale World. All them biatches be hot.



Would you be an Earthbender, Waterbender, Airbender or Firebender?

Been awhile since I've watched any Airbender shows, so I took a "bending" quiz.

Apparently, I'm a WaterBender - "You are a Waterbender. You have a unique balance between relaxed and controlled. You see through prejudices and stereotypes and care about individuals. You don’t mind fighting, but you’d rather help people than hurt them (you’re more prone to love than to hate). In dire situations, your head is clear and your manner calm. You’re usually easygoing, but when it comes to standing up for what you believe in, no one can move you!"

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who are your top 10 MLP characters?

My only exposure to MLP is the Bronies documentary on Netflix. It was pretty interesting actually. From what I saw, I'd say Pinkie Pie would be my #1-10.

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Favorite Thor story arc?

That's tough. I'm actually going to go with God Bomb. It's absolutely everything I could ever want from a Thor story. It's about as cosmic level as you can get without being bloated. The different era Thors working together was entertaining. The art was freaking gorgeous. The villain was interesting, and it had a pretty satisfying conclusion.

And Ribic's art is like buttah.

Favorite Deadpool story arc?

That's a tough one, you can't go wrong with any of Kelly/McGuiness. Volume 1, especially early Volume 1, of Deadpool is the standard I hold all other Deadpool stories against. Read Deadpool #5, as that really represents everything Deadpool can be and should be. It has humor, action, romance, feelings, his battles with cancer. It was a story back when Deadpool was a character, instead of a caricature.

Favorite member of the Mighty Warriors 3 Marvel Podcast?

I can't answer that. You're my Deadpool spirit animal, A-Train is my Manu Bennett spirit animal, Tazer is who I want to sit next to and point and laugh at after Guardians of the Galaxy is amazing, Iggy is a fellow Squirtle Squad member, and Jonathan who I don't know as well seems to be the voice of reason that ties us all together. Mighty Warriors 3 for life, bro!

What would you say is the best moment of your life?

Ohhh, another tough one. There are a bunch that are a tie. Mostly, visiting some of the most beautiful places in the world. The white sand beaches of Nassau, Red River Gorge here in KY, The Grand Teton mountains out in Wyoming. I love visiting beautiful locales.

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Duke or the Tar Heels?

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Duke or the Tar Heels?

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After you take a dump, courtesy flush or admire your work?

What would your ideal career be and why?

If you took over writing the main GL title, what changes would you make?

Name and explain a philosophy that you live by.

Who do you think is the hottest female celebrity on the planet?

If you woke up as a woman (with all the female parts), what would be the first thing you did?

If you could turn back time and fix or alter one thing in your life, what would it be?

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1) What is your favourite 20th century art movement?

2) Did you ever find a true love?

3) Which is your favourite decade when it comes to music?

4) What is your favourite type of trouser?

5) What is your favourite batman film/s.

6) Do you have a really expensive watch?

7) What upcoming comicbook film are you most looking forward to?

8) What upcoming comicbook film are you least looking forward to?

9) If you could be born in any decade, which would it be?

10) What's the weirdest experience of your life, or at least on of the weirdest.

11) Have you ever had a perfect moment in your life where there's absolutely nothing you would change?

12) Do you work? If yes, what's your job?

13) What's your perfect Sunday?

14) Raspberry or strawberry jam?

15) Who would you cast as Batman in a film?

16) What's the speed of dark?

17) If you run backwards will you gain weight?

18) If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?

19) What do you think of garden gnomes?

20) Pepsi or Coke

21) If you were a Microsoft Office program, which one would you like to be?

22) Buttons or zips?

23) Favourite chat-up line?

24) If you could kiss anyone, who would it be?

25) Who would you "make the switch" for?

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After you take a dump, courtesy flush or admire your work?

Admire, everyone should be proud of the things they create.

What would your ideal career be and why?

Comic book writer, or writer in any platform. I love to write and use my imagination to come up with new ideas. I'm working towards making it all happen.

If you took over writing the main GL title, what changes would you make?

First, there would be only two Green Lantern titles. The main series, which would alternate between three Earth based Lanterns - Hal, Guy, and John Stewart. Green Lantern Corps would focus on various Lanterns, and focus more on individual stories and tales.

Name and explain a philosophy that you live by.

I tend to subscribe to Kant's overall philosophy, always think and always question. No matter what external authority says otherwise. There are extremely few empirical truths and that most of what we "know" is a matter of perspective and experience. This leads me to live with very few beliefs in life, and prefer to have more ideas. An idea is flexible and can be added upon or subtracted from, while a belief is concrete and can only be broken or fixed.

Who do you think is the hottest female celebrity on the planet?

Miranda Kerr SWOON



If you woke up as a woman (with all the female parts), what would be the first thing you did?

Play with my nipples, which I do as a man anyway.

If you could turn back time and fix or alter one thing in your life, what would it be?

Take school more seriously than I did, and actually try to learn instead of being an idiot.

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House of Cards or Game of Thrones?

Do you own any ties? If so, which is your favorite?

What brand of shampoo do you use?

Which Power Ranger was your favorite?

Annie Britta or Shirley?

What do you think of the Sound of Music?

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1) What is your favourite 20th century art movement?

Post-Impressionism and/or Film-Making

2) Did you ever find a true love?

Yes, I'm in it right now

3) Which is your favourite decade when it comes to music?

60's - There hasn't been a decade that's even come close to its quality

4) What is your favourite type of trouser?

velvet pants

5) What is your favourite batman film/s.

Batman '89 - also, one of my favorite overall movies

6) Do you have a really expensive watch?

nope

7) What upcoming comicbook film are you most looking forward to?

Guardians of the motherfuckin' Galaxy!!!

8) What upcoming comicbook film are you least looking forward to?

The abortion that will be the Fantastic Four reboot.

9) If you could be born in any decade, which would it be?

I like the one I was born in

10) What's the weirdest experience of your life, or at least one of the weirdest.

Probably when I smoked potpourri, also known as "synthetic marijuana". It was legal for awhile actually. I went to my local comic book convention and smoked it with a buddy of mine. I can't remember a whole lot of what happened. I remember being on the convention floor and feeling like I was ping-ponging off people and giggling about it. Apparently, a friend of mine found me next to an escalator scaring people as they were coming off of it. He walked me to my car, where I apparently kicked over a guard rail that was in my way. I passed out in the back of my car, eventually waking up in a huge sweat. I made it home and as I was coming down I ended up watching the Netflix documentary about the guy that created Elmo. Immediately after that I passed out for about 10-12 hours and when I woke up, the whole thing had felt like a dream.

11) Have you ever had a perfect moment in your life where there's absolutely nothing you would change?

Yes, all kinds. Whether it's been with a lady or seeing beautiful places, or just having unabashed fun. There's all sorts of moments in life I've had that I wouldn't change.

12) Do you work? If yes, what's your job?

Yes. I'm an email marketer, which means I've probably spammed you before. You're welcome.

13) What's your perfect Sunday?

Having sex with my woman, cuddling with her, then watching comic book movies the rest of the day.

14) Raspberry or strawberry jam?

Strawberry

15) Who would you cast as Batman in a film?

Depends on what type of film. For how I see Batman, I think Matt Bomer.

16) What's the speed of dark?

As fast as light.

17) If you run backwards will you gain weight?

Didn't they try this in Ferris Bueller or some shit?

18) If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?

Because bitches be fake.

19) What do you think of garden gnomes?

They're nice to wake up to.

20) Pepsi or Coke

Coke

21) If you were a Microsoft Office program, which one would you like to be?

PowerPoint, because I want to make your mom my slideshow...ahhhh yeah.

22) Buttons or zips?

Buttons.

23) Favourite chat-up line?

They call me the jackhammer.

24) If you could kiss anyone, who would it be?

Fyodor Doestoevsky

25) Who would you "make the switch" for?

No one.

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House of Cards or Game of Thrones?

As of now, House of Cards. That could definitely change, as I don't know how they're going to keep my attention now that Frank Underwood is president.

Do you own any ties? If so, which is your favorite?

Yes, this pink one I have. It's one of the two I own.

What brand of shampoo do you use?

Garnier Fructise, it's really the only shampoo worth using.

Which Power Ranger was your favorite?

Green Ranger 4 Life

Annie Britta or Shirley?

Annie to fuck, Britta to murder, Shirley to marry. That was the question, right?

What do you think of the Sound of Music?

I would masturbate to the sound of Julie Andrews' voice.