15 Minutes with Booster Beetle

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Welcome to Booster Beetle's 15 Minutes

Welcome all to Booster Beetle's 15 Minutes. Here are a few questions to get us started. Remember the more questions you answer the more people will participate and vice versa.

And....here...we......GO!!...

Current Favorite TV Show?

Which comic book universe would you live in?

Would you be an Earthbender, Waterbender, Airbender or Firebender?

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

Why so eager for questions?

[W.West Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close W.West]

What should the next draft be?

Worst public moment of your life?

Best public moment of your life?

Will you give me $10?

How much money do you spend on comics a month?

How many times can you say ignorant without pronouncing it wrong?

Did you ever play any sports?

Ever take the Wonderlic test?

Worst thing about this forum?

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

Favorite board/card game?

Favorite doughnut? (May as well stick with this question. )

If you could choose your last words, what would they be?

Any amusing stories that make you look like an idiot, but you tell them anyway because the story is just that amusing?

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Current Favorite TV Show?

A toss-up between GOT, House of Cards, Community and Once Upon A Time

Which comic book universe would you live in?

Marvel New York City

Would you be an Earthbender, Waterbender, Airbender or Firebender?

Waterbender

Why so eager for questions?

These look fun and I wanted a turn

What should the next draft be?

I have no idea

Worst public moment of your life?

Don't have one

Best public moment of your life?

See above

Will you give me $10?

Nope, sorry

How much money do you spend on comics a month?

$25-$40

How many times can you say ignorant without pronouncing it wrong?

4

Did you ever play any sports?

I play basketball with my brothers some times and when I was four I played on a soccer team that was coached by Kelly Clarkson

Ever take the Wonderlic test?

Nope

Worst thing about this forum?

Hookers and Pictionary when it's not funny, which happens a lot

Favorite board/card game?

Magic: The Gathering

Favorite doughnut?

Chocolate with sprinkles

If you could choose your last words, what would they be?

Depends on how I was dying and who was there

Any amusing stories that make you look like an idiot, but you tell them anyway because the story is just that amusing?

Nope

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

Any amusing stories that make you look like an idiot that you DON'T tell, because...well...they make you look like an idiot?

[Booster Beetle Will break before he bends Find all posts View Profile Close Booster Beetle]

Nope, nothing interesting really happens to me lol

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You wake up inside a windowless locked room. The only thing inside is one single sheet of paper and a pen. How long until you panic?

[Booster Beetle Will break before he bends Find all posts View Profile Close Booster Beetle]

I would freak out instantly because someone obviously kidnapped me

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

Assume you are locked in a room with a perfect clone of your current self. There are no doors, no windows, no cracks. That clone will completely disappear in one hour and then you will be released from the room. No one will see what you do, no one will ever know what happens, no one in the outside world will ever even know that you were locked in a room with your clone for an hour. The question: Do you fight your clone or fuck your clone? (And, yes, it has to be one or the other.)

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

The very act of answering that question defeats the purpose of all the reassurances about how nobody will ever know...

In other words, if they are willing to answer the question honestly on a messageboard, then those reassurances are clearly unnecessary, since they don't care WHO knows what they did.

[W.West Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close W.West]

LOL Why would I want to fuck myself? Fearless, that question says soooooooo much about you.


I can't stop laughing.

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

The very act of answering that question defeats the purpose of all the reassurances about how nobody will ever know...

In other words, if they are willing to answer the question honestly on a messageboard, then those reassurances are clearly unnecessary, since they don't care WHO knows what they did.

Stop ruining my fun, Ed. If he doesn't want to answer, he doesn't have to, but I'm curious...

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

LOL Why would I want to fuck myself? Fearless, that question says soooooooo much about you.


I can't stop laughing.

Truth be told, I didn't come up with it. I borrowed the premise from Dan O'Brien over at Cracked.com. I thought it would be interesting to try it out on the boards.

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

LOL Why would I want to fuck myself?

I suppose I can think of a possible reason. If the alternative is to fight your clone to the DEATH, with the possibility that you might lose and therefore not escape the room at all...