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[The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Find all posts View Profile Close The_Mad_Dragon]

“Of course, Granny Weatherwax made a great play of her independence and self-reliance. But the point about that kind of stuff was that you needed someone around to be proudly independent and self-reliant at. People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people.”
— Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

"Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."

-Mr. White (Reservoir Dogs)

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"People are full of shit. They want to see something dark. People want to feel close to it and in on it, but, of course, only from the distance of their suburban homes. They want to have the benefit of comfort, security, safety, respect, and at the same time the privilege of watching something out of control -- even promote it being out of control -- as long as we can be secure that we're not accountable for it."

-- Boxing trainer and analyst Teddy Atlas

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"Butane is a bastard gas."

-- Hank Hill

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

"Although I believe organized religion is just another political movement designed to control the masses, it doesn't mean God doesn't love me."

-Jack Hodgins (Bones: The Man in the Fallout Shelter)

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"You kinda look like the dogs have had you up under the house."

-- Chester Goode, of Gunsmoke, to an outlaw.

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

"Never look down on a man unless you're helping him to get up."

-Walt 'Clyde' Frazier

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

What if you stopped asking questions?
Ratboy: What if you weren't such a dick?
Alex 'Tig' Trager: What if, when we're done here, we go to your house and I rape your mama?
Ratboy: What if you find her on top of your dad, slamming a big black dildo in his ass, while he's calling out my name?
[pause]
Alex 'Tig' Trager: Nice touch.
Ratboy: Thanks.

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"Adam Sandler is just a lot of poo jokes."

-- Hank Hill

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"I don't see any bolts in his neck."

-- Roddy Piper, when he was introduced to the Great Khali.

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, 'Why me?' Then a voice answers, 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.'"

-Charlie Brown

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"I'll make Ric Flair pay through the nose for that. And when Flair pays through the nose, he PAYS!"

-- Roddy Piper

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"I heard that their father, Lee Harvey Osmond, like, killed one of the presidents."

"Yeah, yeah, I heard that too."

Butt-Head and Beavis while watching a video of the singing Osmonds.

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"We goan git down, an' we goan git funky like a monkey. An' we goan do it in PUDLIC, eef you weel."

-- Dusty Rhodes

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"And if we ain't got no monkey, we goan get funky anyway."

-- Dusty Rhodes