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[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"I'd be willing to be choked a few times to have him on my team."

-- Seattle Supersonics head coach George Karl, in reaction to Golden State Warriors player Latrell Sprewell's choking his coach, P.J. Carlesimo, on the sidelines during a game.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

"What a man does for pay is of little significance. What he is, as a sensitive instrument responsive to the world's beauty, is everything!"
—HPL in a letter to Maurice W. Moe, January 1929
(Photograph is Lovecraft and Moe, July 18/19, 1936.)

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"Space Mountain is the oldest ride in the park, but it's still got the longest line!"

-- Ric Flair, likening his penis to the Disney attraction.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

“Are you okay?” he asked, fighting down the urge to give her a hug.

Her eyes went wide and she gave an involuntary headshake. “Me? What are you talking about? You almost got eaten twice and you’re asking about me?”

Max Hawthorne, Kronos Rising

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"Be a man and get a Rolls-Royce!"

-- Ric Flair to Dusty Rhodes

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"Howyfield got a widdle nick on his eah. Whut's da pwobwem?'

-- Mike Tyson

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"Only assholes hate fruitcake."

-- Trey Strain

(Let the outrage commence!)

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

I'm really picky with desserts. Although I like most fruit and I like some nuts, I hate either in a dessert, which makes fruit cake absolutely unappealing. Make of that what you will.

I'm more of a salty snack fan anyway.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

"I knew you had potential, lad."

Kup to Rodimus Prime after saving the universe from Unicron in The Transformers: The Movie.

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"That makes no sense and so do I."

―Daffy Duck

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"Now we go to school!"

-- Ric Flair, when he puts you in the figure four death-lock

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“There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.”
-Ali Bin Abi Thalib

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

"The things I do for friends I can't stand..."

-Taskmaster

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

At the press conference following a tough loss.

Sports reporter: What do you think about your team's execution?

N.C. Stare basketball coach Jim Valvano: I'm in favor of it.

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"I bet her skin is as soft as a pocketful of mice."

-- Chester Goode of Gunsmoke, admiring an attractive woman