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[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

Looks like the old thread disappeared. Let me launch the new one with this:

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last."

-- Winston Churchill

[kazzar Guardian Of The Galaxy Find all posts View Profile Close kazzar]

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

"This must be Thursday....I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

-Arthur Dent

[Darth_Primus Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Darth_Primus]

"I'm BATMAN!"

Bruce Wayne

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

"This must be Thursday....I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

-Arthur Dent

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
-Ford Prefect (same book)

[Darth_Primus Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Darth_Primus]

"I am Groot."

Groot

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

H. P. Lovecraft

"I am disillusioned enough to know that no man's opinion on any subject is worth a damn unless backed up with enough genuine information to make him really know what he's talking about."
—HPL in a letter to Mr. Harris, February 25 - March 1, 1929

[The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Find all posts View Profile Close The_Mad_Dragon]

“Leslie Knope got her dream job, had kids, and is basically running the world on JJ’s waffles and friendship. What more do you want, Academy? I suppose if Pawnee had an emotionally unavailable nerd in a Flash t-shirt, it could finally get the respect it deserves.”
—
shots fired by Bustle, on the 2014 Emmy Snubs

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"Love is endless."

-- Ronald McDonald

[Darth_Primus Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Darth_Primus]

"Hodor"
-- Hodor

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"The worst part about a food fight is that first splash of ketchup on your clean white shirt. After it's well under way, who cares how messy it gets?"

-- Taken from a golf message board

[kazzar Guardian Of The Galaxy Find all posts View Profile Close kazzar]

[The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Find all posts View Profile Close The_Mad_Dragon]

“I really thought you were going to beat Optimus Prime. I mean, I know literally millions of Decepticons have tried for literally millions of years — but I seriously thought tonight was the night, bud.”
—Swindle

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

"If you're a fool and you know it, you and I will be friends. If you're a fool and you don't know it, you and I will be enemies."

-- Trey Strain

[The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Find all posts View Profile Close The_Mad_Dragon]

“English doesn’t borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.”
—
Terry Pratchett