The Jennifer Aniston pregnancy watch

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She's now 46, yet almost every week the tabloids proclaim anew that she's pregnant. And people continue to buy those tabloids.

This bizarre phenomenon needs its own thread.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3995493.html

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Well, technically it is still well within the realm of the medically POSSIBLE. That says nothing of likelihood, of course. World record age of the mother for a naturally conceived child is 59, for IVF is 66.

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This is the saddest thread I've ever seen, and I've seen the H&P thread.

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This is from today's news.

http://www.ecumenicalnews.com/articl...re-false-29215


This is from a year ago.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/04/30/...heroux-report/


From 2013.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/09/18/...ustin-theroux/


From 2012.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/17/jennif...by-bump-photo/


From 2011

http://www.gossipcop.com/jennifer-an...r-2011-babies/


From 2010

http://www.celebuzz.com/2010-08-13/t...tch-a-history/


From 2009.

http://www.inquisitr.com/19471/jenni...ston-pregnant/



From 2008

http://www.justjared.com/2008/10/20/...nt-john-mayer/


When I get time I'll try to figure out how far back this goes.

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You what WOULD be sad? If she really HAD been pregnant all those times, and has miscarried each time.

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This was going on 14 years ago but I think it started even earlier.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,622405,00.html

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It was already well under way 16 years ago.

http://www.bradpittpress.com/artint_99_w.php

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"Spokespeople for Aniston have failed to deny the rumor."

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/I...te-3238137.php

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Vince Vaughn supposedly knocked her up too.

http://www.celebitchy.com/1015/is_je...on_pregnant_h/

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This week's Star has bombshell news! Jen is pregnant!

http://i1.wp.com/shakesworld.com/wp-...size=500%2C630

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OK Magazine has the scoop! Jen is pregnant with twins -- again!

http://downmagaz.com/uploads/posts/2..._downmagaz.jpg

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They could have saved some money by just reprinting this cover from two and a half years ago.

http://www.pdfmagazines.org/uploads/...ary-2013-1.jpg

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I'm confused. Are we supposed to be hoping she gets knocked up or something? Isn't this one of those actresses that can't keep a man? What does she need a kid for if she can't snag a husband with all of her money?

And who the fuck cares? Who buys these tabloids?!?

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I'm confused. Are we supposed to be hoping she gets knocked up or something? Isn't this one of those actresses that can't keep a man? What does she need a kid for if she can't snag a husband with all of her money?

And who the fuck cares? Who buys these tabloids?!?

I have to assume that a lot of people buy them because every time I buy groceries those rags are all in my face. Try to get the supermarkets to put comic books at the checkout lines and see what they say to you.

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Life & Style magazine has a great scoop this week!

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...d8fsqvjffr.jpg