Stuff you'd like to say to people

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

Bitch please, nothing on your cell phone could be THAT interesting.

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

So you're a security guard because the real cops wouldn't hire you, right, tough guy?

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

I'd like upper management at my work to say, "This is ridiculous, your press is waaaay over scheduled. We'll make sure that, going forward, sales (including the company owners) is required to check the press schedule before promising due dates for stuff."

(Yes, I'm aware that this is not really what this thread was looking for. I'd still like to hear them say it. )

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

No I don't respect your religion, and you can't make me.

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

Lady, the reason your "genius" son isn't doing well in school is that he isn't very bright.

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

Later for all that bullshit about how your company is a big happy family. As soon as you can figure out how to outsource someone's job, you'll do it.

[W.West Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close W.West]

There's a weapon in my trunk and I have a very quick temper.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

Yesterday on the bus I was sat behind this fat guy whose BO was unbearable. I just wanted to say:

"Get the fuck away from me you disgusting fat wank stain, buy some cunting anti-persprant".

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

You'd be an attractive girl if you'd take out that damned stupid nose ring.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

With the exception of two or three people, this goes to every boss I've ever had:

"Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck."

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

I see you've got a thousand friends on Facebook. Well, bullshit. Nobody has a thousand friends.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

£10 if you suck me

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

A loud muffler is the one sure sign of low intelligence.

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

There's nothing wrong with being an introvert. An introvert will talk to you all day, if you've got anything that's worth a shit to say. But you don't.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

A loud muffler is the one sure sign of low intelligence.

True story: the asshole kid across my street who stole my job last year has one of those after market HELLA loud exhaust systems, and he likes to let me know that every time he pulls out of his driveway. And, yes, you are right, his intelligence lies in a pool of liquid shit.