Green Lantern Geek and his awesomeness...

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Green Lantern Geek is so awesome...

...strippers give him money.

...hookers pay him money.

...and one time a wrong number called him but the wrong number refused to admit because he liked Geek so much.

Okay guys...join in...

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Geek worships a dung beetle. ...Oh, we were supposed to be COMPLIMENTING him? Eh, I don't care...

[Guest Close Donsmith1974]

Let me get this back on track...

Vampires offer him their blood and give him a $20 tip.

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This is just the Chuck Norris thread all over again, except you're replacing Chuck's name with Geek's.

[Guest Close Donsmith1974]

(shut up and play along, dumbass!)

[Darth_Andrea Owned by Natu Find all posts View Profile Close Darth_Andrea]

What can I say about GLG...He is tempting enought to almost make me go straight....Wait did I just say that...*read it again*...Yep I did...Good For You Geek !!!




Darth_Andrea

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I'll NEVER play along! NEVER!

[W.West Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close W.West]

Geek is so awesome...

Michael Phelps couldn't swim laps around him

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Rumor has it male homosexuality is caused because GLG would take most of the women.

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Is the reference king. There. Happy? I played along. Ugh, now I gotta go vomit...

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GLG makes fearless vomit

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His tears could cure cancer, but since he NEVER cries, the world will never know.

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GLG keeps all his awesomeness to himself and NEVER gives it to any women

[W.West Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close W.West]

lol, NICE Ennis!

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