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Trivial games like "the person above you game" should be placed in this forum.

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THE JOKE THREAD!

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  • THE JOKE THREAD!

    Here is where you can tell ALL your bad jokes that you have in reserve.

    Here's mine!

    Q: What did the blind man say when he passed by the tuna factory?
    A: "Hellooooo ladies!"

  • #2
    Two men are planning a celebration party for their 80 year old grandfather. They spend a while discussing what to get him. One says "Let's get him a trip to the Grand Canyon". The other says "Let's send him on a relaxing cruise". Finally after a lot of debate, they decide to get him a prostitute.

    On his birthday, the old man sits in his wheelchair. His grandsons come up to him and say "Grandpa, we got you a great suprise".

    A beautiful woman walks into the room right up to him and leans in while whispering, "I'm here to give you some super sex".

    The old man thinks for a minute before saying, "I'll take the soup".

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    • #3
      Apparently this isn't funny but I thought it was hilarious....

      All the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy.

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      • #4
        Have you seen the latest Pirate movie? 'Twas rated, "Arrrrr!"

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        • #5
          You hear about the viagra shipment that got stolen?
          No, who they think did it?
          Well they don’t know,
          But they’re on the lookout for hardened criminals.

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          • #6
            Hulkster.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by The_Mad_Dragon View Post
              Hulkster.

              Boooooooo

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              • #8
                Why do they call it PMS?

                'Cause "Mad Cow" was already taken.

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                • #9
                  Why do women go shopping? Because they're out of cleaning supplies.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by W.West View Post
                    Apparently this isn't funny but I thought it was hilarious....

                    All the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy.
                    It's funny if you get it. you just have to say it out loud... or listen to Britney Spears sing it out loud
                    [center]

                    Originally posted by W.West
                    DID ANYONE READ THE ARTICLE?!!!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Still don't get it...

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                      • #12
                        A man's walking through the woods with a little girl in the middle of the night.

                        "I'm scared," says the little girl.

                        "You're scared?" the man replies, "I'm the one that's going to have to walk back by myself."


                        Or, in similarly poor taste....


                        My girlfriend broke up with me today.

                        "I just discovered you're a paedophile!" she said.

                        "Paedophile?" I said back, "That's a big word for a seven year old."

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Michael Heide View Post
                          Still don't get it...
                          If

                          You

                          Seek

                          Amy
                          Originally posted by Keyser Soze View Post


                          My girlfriend broke up with me today.

                          "I just discovered you're a paedophile!" she said.

                          "Paedophile?" I said back, "That's a big word for a seven year old."

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                          • #14
                            A pirate walks into the emergency room asking to see a doctor. The ER receptionist notices that 1) the grown man thinks he's a pirate, and 2) his uh... "unit"... is stuck in a full-sized ship's wheel. She takes his name and insurance information and tells the man to take a set in the patient waiting area.

                            Eventually, the pirate's name is called and he is shown into an examination room. He takes a seat and waits and waits and waits until the doctor finally knocks and enters.

                            The doctor greets the pirate and says "I assume you're here about the wheel stuck on your"... uh... "unit".

                            "Aye, doctor," says the pirate. "It's drivin' me nuts!"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Michael Heide View Post
                              Still don't get it...
                              + YouTube Video
                              ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.


                              http://jchichuv.mybrute.com

                              GIF lantern corps

                              If there's a crime, call a cop, if there's a fire, call a fireman, but if there's a Skrull Invasion... Holla atcha Boy!
                              Deadpool

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