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Aww, that's some bullshit!!!! You can't censor ART! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
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This guy had some serious problems. Hilarious.Originally posted by W.West View PostAww, that's some bullshit!!!! You can't censor ART! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
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An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
‘Excuse me; I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?’
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ‘Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?’
‘I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.’
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An Israel joke...
An israeli arrives at Heathrow airport. The customs official says to him, "occupation?"
"No," replies the israeli, "just visiting."
And to restore balance, an Iranian joke
George W. Bush and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad meet in Tehran for peace talks following recent hostilities. As they're sat down, Bush notices three buttons on the side of his chair.
He pushes the first one and a boot comes flying out of nowhere kicking him in the shins. The Iranian president falls about laughing.
He pushes the second button and a boxing glove comes flying through the air and hits him in the face. Again the Iranian president pisses himself laughing.
He pushes the third button tentatively and another boot comes flying out of nowhere and kicks him in the balls. Eyes watering, he falls to the floor while the Iranian president struggles for air as he's laughing so hard.
Bush staggers to his feet and announces that he's going to Washington - the Iranian president will be welcome to resume talks in three days.
Three days pass and the Iranian president arrives in Washington for the talks.
As he sits down in his seat he notices three buttons on the side. Eyeing them suspiciously, he presses the first one.
Nothing happens........ Bush starts giggling.
He winces as he pushes the second one. Again, nothing.... Bush starts laughing harder.
He grimaces as he pushes the third one. Once more, nothing happens..... Bush falls out of his seat laughing.
The Iranian president gets up in a huff and announces, "I'm going back to Iran."
Gasping for air, Bush replies, "what Iran?"
Originally posted by PlastroncafeComment
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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was DEAD.
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Britney Spears better stop embedding messages to me, brothers!Comment
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Why do African-Americans never see U.F.O.'s?
Because they block out anyone who would take them on a ship against their will.Comment
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Kinda. But I don't understand the media uproar. Didn't the Bloodhound Gang go there years ago with Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo?Comment
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I know this one is bad and that it's not politically correct, but I don't care; it's one of my favorites:
Q: What do you call a hooker locked in a refrigerator?
A: A frostitute.
* rimshot *Comment
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Foxtrot UniFORM Charlie Kilo. It's Fuck spelled in Military Code words, which everyone knows, which is why it should be something I don't understand, cause I see myself as the standard man. I loved the Bloodhond gang.Originally posted by Michael Heide View Post
They need stuff like that in more comics today. That made me cry.Originally posted by rahabim87 View PostLike this?
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