PIRATES VERSUS NINJA'S!

[The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Find all posts View Profile Close The_Mad_Dragon]

Meh, whenever this comes up everyone always assumes that the fight will be the superpowewrful magical ninjas that can transform into dragons and giant robots vs. the moronic bufoon pirates from Peter Pan or something.

Noone seems to remember that in almost every movie that has them, ninjas die by the thousand. James Bond has wiped whole clans off the face of the earth. and he only uses a .22 Beretta. No hero character has ever killed the thousands and thousands of Pirates like the great ninja massacres.

So, your argument is that niinja's suck?

Congratulations. You just won the first panel of the next GLCMBWebcomic.

[Limelantern Better than both the Salami and the Bologna combined Find all posts View Profile Close Limelantern]

Seriously, have you seen Stallone kill a few hundred pirates with only his bare hands? Nope, ninjas, about every tuesday.

And this isn't even counting all the sick ninja beatdowns by Van Dammme and Dolf Lundgren. Those two with a 2x4 with a nail in it and a lead pipe can take out any ninja in the room.

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

PIRATES! Does the word "GUN" mean nothing to you people?!

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

See my previous post

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

Ninja's all the way

Lies.

Some can even CATCH A BULLET WITH THEIR TEETH /LAST DRAGON.

NO. Not REAL ninajs. In a REAL fight, a REAL, REAL fight, PIRATES win. After all, Ninjas were nothing more then farmers who took up fighting. Pirates were military strategists before their turn to crime.

Ninjas also have magical ninjutsu powers

You watch too much Naruto.

[lanternut Alpha-Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close lanternut]

PIRATES! Does the word "GUN" mean nothing to you people?!

You have to see something before you can shoot it

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

I actually hate the screaming orange wearing dirtbag

[Limelantern Better than both the Salami and the Bologna combined Find all posts View Profile Close Limelantern]

I would have to side with pirates for a lot of reasons, Pirates get
A) Rum
B) Salty Wenches
C) free CD and movie copies
D) free programs and games

While Ninjas much shun material goods and transcend the pleasures of the flesh.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

You have to see something before you can shoot it

WIN

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

OK, Pirates have NUMBERS. Ninjas usually attacked in groups of one or two, MAYBE three. That's how they remained so mysterious. SOMEBODY would see SOMETHING.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

The pirates are two drunk to see straight

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

And ninjas are too cowardly to take part in a fair fight. What's your point?

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

And ninjas are too cowardly to take part in a fair fight. What's your point?

what do you constitute as fair. If its straight up fists to fists it's gonna be ninjas

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

No, I mean NO HIDING IN THE BUSHES AND RUNNING AWAY AFTERWARDS (Which ninjas have been known to do. ) I mean them having their full armaments, facing each other, and taking part in an epic battle. This ISN'T Snake-Eyes versus a drunk, washed-up sailor, as much as you WANT it to be. This is a REAL-LIFE Ninja (Who specialized in hit-and-runs) versus a REAL-LIFE Pirate (Who was a strategist).

Pirates win.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

No, I mean NO HIDING IN THE BUSHES AND RUNNING AWAY AFTERWARDS (Which ninjas have been known to do. ) I mean them having their full armaments, facing each other, and taking part in an epic battle. This ISN'T Snake-Eyes versus a drunk, washed-up sailor, as much as you WANT it to be. This is a REAL-LIFE Ninja (Who specialized in hit-and-runs) versus a REAL-LIFE Pirate (Who was a strategist).

Pirates win.

LOL