YO MAMA...

[The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Find all posts View Profile Close The_Mad_Dragon]

Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.

she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."

when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."

they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.

when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!

yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...

she put Marilyn Manson out of business.

she was a guard at Snake Mountain

they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...

even Harry Knowles refused to date her.

they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

That show on MTV with Valderama was one of my guilty pleasures. I always got a kick out of it. Too bad it's no longer on the air. They should make a DVD.

[Lantern Kreon Weaponer of Qward Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern Kreon]

Yo mama so easy, a caveman could do it.

Yo mama so fat, Obi-Wan Kenobi said "That's no moon."

Yo mama so dumb, she thinks Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a penny and made a booger shoot out of Abe Lincoln's nose.

The tides are controlled by the gravitational pull of the 2 largest bodies near earth: the moon, and yo mama.

The term kamikaze means divine wind, in reference to a storm that destroyed a large Korean fleet that was preparing to attack Japan. Recently historians learned that it wasn't actually a storm, yo mama just farted.

[Lantern Kreon Weaponer of Qward Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern Kreon]

It takes a bus, a train, and 2 plane rides to get around to yo mama's good side.

[Lantern Kreon Weaponer of Qward Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern Kreon]

Yo mama so fat, when she stands on a street corner, cops walk up and say "Alright boys, break it up."

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they put in speed bumps.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

Yo mama so easy, a caveman could do it.

Yo mama so fat, Obi-Wan Kenobi said "That's no moon."

[Jay Burg American Bad Ass Find all posts View Profile Close Jay Burg]

Yo Mamma so Black, She got Marked Absent at Night School.

Yo Mamma arm pits so Hairy, it Looks Like she got Don King in a Head Lock.

Yo Mamma so fat, she put on a Malcolm X jacket and a Helicopter tried to Land on her.

Yo Mamma House so poor, the welcome mat just says " Wel ".

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Yo mama got no teeth tryin' to bite my style.

Yo mama is like the San Francisco Zoo: Stink and Free on Weekdays.

Yo mama is like the the San Francisco bay: Funky, wet, infested with crabs and full of seamen.

[W.West Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close W.West]

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they put in speed bumps.

NICE!