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So you want World Domination? How do you pull it off?

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  • So you want World Domination? How do you pull it off?

    • Devolop a uniform that requires female members to wear the shortest damn miniskirt you've ever seen, and low cut belly shirt top.
    • Create a machine that can tone your body into however you want it to look.
    • Create Iron Man-esque armor for my soldiers.
    • Create a heavily fortified City-Castle with heavy defenses.
    • Create Neutron Jammer's to disable nuclear weapons.
    • Legalize and regulate prostitution. (For the health of the citizens.)
    • Have DiDio and Quesada paraded in bunny suits and have people throw fruit at them.
    • UNDO BRAND NEW DAY.
    • Have cast of Sex and the City perform live for the wife. (Just to keep her quiet...)
    • Destroy fearless' squirrel army.

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    If one were to follow the Lex Luthor business model from the movies, real estate would be the way to go.

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    • #3
      Find a way to control the media

      Build peace keeping robots that secretly follow only my orders

      Create a death star like battle station to orbit the Earth always reminding people of my power but secretly calling it a satellite that promises 100 GBPS internet speeds.

      With those three things I could rule Earth and never truly have to harm anyone.


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      • #4
        Originally posted by JohnnyV View Post
        Find a way to control the media

        Build peace keeping robots that secretly follow only my orders

        Create a death star like battle station to orbit the Earth always reminding people of my power but secretly calling it a satellite that promises 100 GBPS internet speeds.

        With those three things I could rule Earth and never truly have to harm anyone.
        Give me that and I'll vote for you

        Say cheese!

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        • #5
          I imagine the easiest way would be to kill everybody else in the world. It would be much easier to dominate a depopulated world. Sure the isolation would drive you nuts, but let's face it, if your goal is world domination, you aren't exactly the sanest person on the planet already...

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          • #6
            Get a million telephone numbers. Re-route them all back to your cellphone. And wait for the market research droids to keep calling you. Feed them bullshit about your buying, voting and whatevering habits. Watch economy crumble.

            Win.

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