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Assassin Fatal 3-Way

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  • Assassin Fatal 3-Way

    Agent 47 (Hitman series)

    v. Ezio Auditore da Firenze (Assassin's Creed series)

    v. James Bond / 007 (James Bond series)

    (The picture is just a placeholder, feel free to imagine any Bond you like because they're all essentially the same character.)

    I realize that one of the participants may be a bit outmatched in terms of an arsenal, but he does technically have access to firearms and I'd like to think that his knowledge and skill more than make up for it.

    That said, let's imagine something akin to a bombed-out island (Like the one featured in Skyfall, for those of you who have seen it); plenty of space and buildings for to run and hide, but small enough that confrontation would be inevitable. Ammo is limited, obviously they're on an island, so once you're out, you're out. No swimming away, no evacuations, no back-up. Just three assassins locked on an island together where two have got to die.

    Agent 47
    Ezio Auditore da Firenze
    James Bond / 007

  • #2

    Having not played either of the games, and knowing little about Bond except he likes his hand guns, what are these guys starting out with for weapons?
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Maverick_GL View Post
      Having not played either of the games, and knowing little about Bond except he likes his hand guns, what are these guys starting out with for weapons?

      Fair enough.

      Agent 47:

      Well, I'd be remiss if I didn't include his trademark dual pistols, throw in some gujarat wire, and a sniper rifle.


      Hidden blade, obviously, his pistol attachment as well as a bag of maybe five bullets. Also, a short blade and a sword.

      James Bond:

      This one's a bit trickier... a pistol, obviously, also a knife, probably something he could strap to his ankle or something (I don't know, I barely pay attention to James Bond), and throw in a standard assault rifle for good measure.

      Each gun is armed with a full clip and one refill load, but that's it. After that, it becomes purely about stealth and hand-to-hand combat.


      • #4
        Bond would die first because he's so arrogant he'd get killed in the open by Ezio who jumped off a roof to stab Bond. Agent 47 would then snipe Ezio and return home.