The Witch-King of Angmar vs Zorro

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Witch-king_of_Angmar





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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorro

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

Zorro's toast, since he can't utilize the loophole in the prophecy of the Witch King's demise.

"Not by the hand of man shall he fall"

Zorro is a man.

Therefore Zorro is out of luck.

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

Yeah, Z's so far out of his league it isn't even funny, but on the off chance that he manages to get hold of some fire, he may be able to flee for his life. After all, Aragorn managed to stand against five of the Nine all but on his own (putting aside the fact that they'd essentially accomplished their mission via poisoning Frodo with a Morgul-blade).

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

Zorro. 'Cause fuck the police.