Reality TV Draft Rd2: Tough Enough vs Queer Eye for the Mutant Guy

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Sylent Assassin Presents...



Tough Enough...for Golden Guys




Host: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Jonathan Goldsmith as The Most Interesting Man in the World
Bruce Campbell as Sam Axe as Chuck Finley (Burn Notice)
Sean Connery as John Matrick Mason (from The Rock)
Clint Eastwood as Walt Kowalski (Gran Torino)
Robert De Niro as Jack Byrnes
Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon)

A group of ornery, crotchety, old guys compete for time in the bathroom to take their medication, the remote control, the last beer, lime jello, conjugal visits and nap time. All once tough, proud men, now must face the harsh reality that they are headed to their twilight years, and must face off against each other for the title of Tough Enough.

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Homo Superior Presents...





Starring




The subject: Wolverine

The Fab Five:

Northstar (Alpha Flight)
Wiccan (Young Avengers)
Shatterstar (X-Force)
Phat (X-Statix)
Anole (Young X-Men)

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One of two tie games this round. Things are starting to heat up...

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One day extension. If still tied, both move on.

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Wasn't Shatterstar "made" gay just to piss off Rob Liefeld? He wasn't gay initially, and I recall seeing blurbs somewhere where Liefeld was upset at the decision.

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SYLENT TAKES THE LEAD MOFO'S!

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