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  • Back to middle school at 21

    A 21-year-old poses as middle school football player
    By Cameron Smith

    We're just into a new high school sports season and there has already been a troubling imposter found among the scholastic ranks. According to the Associated Press, Tampa Tribune and St. Petersburg Times, a 21-year-old man named Julious Threatts registered to play for the 13-14-year-old Town N' Country Packers of the Tampa Bay Youth Football League on Aug. 21, and played in a game with the team the same day. Threatts, who had a past burglary conviction on his record, reportedly signed up for a spot on the team under the name "Chad Jordan" with a forged birth certificate. After further investigation, it now appears that Threatts -- an avowed Danielle Steele fan who recorded poetry readings on a personal YouTube channel -- also played in the TBYFL two years ago and another youth league in the Tampa area last year.

    Make no mistake: This is not a Danny Almonte case of a forged birth certificate or a high school lineman holding a signing ceremony when he wasn't recruited, this is a 21-year-old criminal taking athletic advantage of competing against 14-year-olds.

    "Chad Jordan" might have gotten away with just playing football, but last week he tried to take his middle school imitation act to an actual middle school. Threatts attempted to enroll in Webb Middle School in Hillsborough (Fla.) last Tuesday, but his application was delayed because he lacked the proper paperwork proving his identity. When he was eventually moved to the school social worker's office -- Threatts told school officials he was homeless, so he was waiting with the social worker for the Department of Child and Families to arrive at the school -- his cell phone rang with a call from his mother, wondering where he was. School officials answered and learned Threatts' true identity from his mother, after which the 21-year-old was arrested for trespassing at the school. He has been held in Hillsborough County Jail since last Tuesday.

    "I brought him into this room with seven of our board members and coaches and said, 'Come on now, tell us the truth, who are you?' " [Town N' Country Packers athletic director Ray] McCloud [told the Tampa Tribune.] "He looked me right in the eye and said, 'I swear I am who I say I am. I'm Chad Jordan.'

    "This guy had us all fooled. I mean this guy acted just like a little kid. Everything about him was a little kid. He's a total scam artist."

    McCloud said Threatts' story was sufficiently elaborate to convince all the volunteers who work with the Town N' Country Packers. Threatts claimed that both of his parents were dead and that he had moved to the area from Seattle with his brother. On top of that, Threatts provided an email from Yahoo's own Rivals.com, which, naturally, knew nothing of the existence of any Chad Jordan. This also comes from the Tampa Tribune:

    There also was a lengthy e-mail from an alleged scout at the high school recruiting service Rivals.com analyzing Chad Jordan.

    McCloud said he believed Threatts also forged the e-mail. The e-mail, which circulated heavily among TBYFL coaches, said Chad Jordan was "a very special prospect" who "hasn't signed" but has "offers from USC (University of Southern California), Texas and Florida." The email included quotes and lengthy statistics.

    Obviously, the concern isn't just that a 21-year-old was able to convince overworked and overwhelmed youth football enrollment volunteers that he was a 14-year-old, it's that he was able to do it repeatedly. He was well on his way to playing a third year against 14-year-olds. And Threatts isn't just any 21-year-old, he's a convicted burglar and a convincing con artist.

  • #2
    Reminds me of this episode of "My Name is Earl"
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    " He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da Vinci

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    • #3
      This reminds me of that old Bugs Bunny cartoon with Babyfaced criminal trying to pass himself off as an infant.

      Baby faced Finster

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      • #4
        Or Carlos from the movie "The Benchwarmers". He's only 12.

        " He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."-Leonardo da Vinci

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        • #5
          This needs to be made into a Movie ASAP!

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          • #6
            I rarely take the time to format my text, but in this case I'll make an exception:

            LOL


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            • #7
              I saw this on Yahoo; laughed pretty good.
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              • #8
                I feel a little sorry for the guy that he, at 21, is physically ABLE to pass himself off as 14, but the creepy-factor involved when he actually tries to do so (and not just to excel at sports easily- he was trying to enroll) cancels out my sympathy...

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                • #9
                  So he's Rob from Never Been Kissed????
                  I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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                  • #10
                    Funny thing about this, is that I actually daydreamed about doing the same thing...lucky me.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by W.West View Post
                      Funny thing about this, is that I actually daydreamed about doing the same thing...lucky me.
                      You mean getting on the football field and running down kids half your age?

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                      • #12
                        This story is disgusting yet hilarious at the same time. A movie starring David Spade just HAS to be made!

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                        • #13
                          Wow....

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