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  • Pants designed to boost men's bulge... no, i'm not kidding...

    Body-conscious men can beef up their bulge with a new pair of pants launched today by a leading high street store.
    The underwear has a built-in "shelf" to enable those fretting over their lunchboxes to pump up their packages by more than a third, according to its makers.

    The range, which go on sale at Marks and Spencer later this month, has also been engineered to give its users a bum-lift.

    Body-enhancing underwear has become a staple of the female wardrobe since the success of the Wonderbra and control pants made famous by Renee Zellweger in the Hollywood film Bridget Jones's Diary.
    M&S pioneered male versions earlier this year with its range of "slimming vests".

    Dave Binns, of M&S, said: "Women have been wearing and enjoying the benefits of shapewear for many years now and we saw such a positive response from men when we launched our Bodymax shaping vests earlier this year.

    "Pants are the next natural addition to this range and our technologists have worked hard to engineer two styles that are comfortable to wear and that give real results.

    "These pants provide a real confidence boost for men and we think they will prove popular with our customers."

    The underwear, on sale from October 15, consists of a bum-lift pant and a frontal enhancement garment, both available in white and black.

    The frontal enhancement pant, the first of its kind on the high street, will cost 10, is a hipster style and is made from a high quality, cotton stretch fabric.

    The pant has been designed and constructed with a "unique integral shelf" which creates the enhancement effect, giving around a 38% visual enhancement in size, M&S said.

    A spokesman for the store added: "Each style has been engineered by M&S technologists using the latest fabric technology to provide men with a high specification, performance garment that gives real results.

    Designers claim the bum-lift pant, costing 15, gives a 20% visual lift.
    The pants will initially be available in 10 stores nationwide and online.



    No, i'm not kidding... this is a seriously article apparently... wtf lol

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  • #2
    What would you do if you had a ball itch?

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    • #3
      no clue roflol

      i'm still just amused that someone even thought such a thing up lol

      M

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      • #4
        Well what's good for the goose, is good for the gander...

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        • #5
          No reason to build yourself up to a standard you can't deliver on....
          Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
          Nor label his working day "cushy"
          But you might have to question
          His endless obsession
          With superpositional pussy.

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          • #6
            i can see it now.... "For the man whose stomach sticks out further then their package".

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            • #7
              I say why not? Women misrepresent themselves every day. Got saggy boobs? Wear a push-up bra. Got small boobs? Get a boob job. Got skinny legs? Wear pumps. Got a blemished face? Wear make-up. What's another facade going to hurt? We live in a world full of them.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by sylent_asassin View Post
                I say why not? Women misrepresent themselves every day. Got saggy boobs? Wear a push-up bra. Got small boobs? Get a boob job. Got skinny legs? Wear pumps. Got a blemished face? Wear make-up. What's another facade going to hurt? We live in a world full of them.
                Oh shit aint that on the money right there, I never take what I see in clubs as what the women really looks like, theirs a whole transformation going on there.

                The worst offender for me has to be the push-up bra's.

                Also what good is that pants design, if a women is seeing your pants, you're already fucking her.

                THE MEN CALLED STING

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                • #9
                  + YouTube Video
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by sylent_asassin View Post
                    I say why not? Women misrepresent themselves every day. Got saggy boobs? Wear a push-up bra. Got small boobs? Get a boob job. Got skinny legs? Wear pumps. Got a blemished face? Wear make-up. What's another facade going to hurt? We live in a world full of them.
                    Yeah but men are an easier sell. We find out what's behind the mask and realize it's still pussy.
                    Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
                    Nor label his working day "cushy"
                    But you might have to question
                    His endless obsession
                    With superpositional pussy.

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                    • #11
                      Pants designed to make the... bulge in a man's pants bigger? Old news.



                      Can you feel it working?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Razorgod View Post
                        Yeah but men are an easier sell. We find out what's behind the mask and realize it's still pussy.
                        Not necessarily. Just ask Ion Fan.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Michael Heide View Post
                          Pants designed to make the... bulge in a man's pants bigger? Old news.



                          Can you feel it working?
                          roflol... oh god that made me laugh

                          M

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                          • #14
                            WOW! What will they think of next?

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                            • #15
                              First thing I thought of was the ballet scene from Top Secret!


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