Zombie Survival Care Package.............WHICH DO YA CHOOSE??

[Tazer That Evil, Yellow Bastiche Find all posts View Profile Close Tazer]

Yo.

saw this over on 4chan, so I thought Id bring it over here..........so lets see: You wake up in an jail cell with the door slightly open, and upon leaving it ya hear on the station tv that *ZOMBIES NOW WALK THE EARTH!!!*, and apparently yur stuck in the heart of the "event".

now, U see that the closest of the evacuation efforts is atleast 15mi. away from yur present location, and and apparently the police were putting together "survival packs" together b4 they vacated the premises..........but U hear wat sounds like a small cluster of the dead heads coming yur way. since U dont have much time to spare, quickly grab ONE of the kits from the 5 available to try and make yur way to safety.

these zomboids dont haul ass, but stumble about at 4/6 of the avg walking speed, and b4 anybody tries it theres absolutely no mixing and matching of kit items..........so, as the thread title said: WHICH DO U CHOOSE??



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Tazer

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

I choose this:

[Maverick_GL Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Maverick_GL]

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Might as well make it a poll.

[Dr. Naysay Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Dr. Naysay]

I don't know shit about the pros/cons of each firearm so I have no idea there....

Gimme the baseball bat or the golfclub and I'll figure the rest out as I go.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

I choose D.

[Maverick_GL Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Maverick_GL]

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I don't know shit about the pros/cons of each firearm so I have no idea there....

Gimme the baseball bat or the golfclub and I'll figure the rest out as I go.

I think I'd go with B myself, a sharp sword would be more effective cutting off heads/limbs than beating them to "death" wouldn't it?

[Dr. Naysay Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Dr. Naysay]

I think I'd go with B myself, a sharp sword would be more effective cutting off heads/limbs than beating them to "death" wouldn't it?

I don't have any faith in the precision of my aim and I wouldn't want a blade getting stuck in a bone or something.

I've played enough hockey and golf to know how hard I can smash something with a club.

EDIT : Also.... you don't have to kill them. Just cripple them.

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

I think I'd go with B myself, a sharp sword would be more effective cutting off heads/limbs than beating them to "death" wouldn't it?

And metal has less chance of being destroyed than wood, unless that's a metal bat being used.

And then there's the whole "what if I need to cut X?" to get rid of ropes, vines, shit of all kinds that blunt objects would have trouble with.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

The downside to the sword is that if it is not sharp enough or you don't swing hard enough the sword can get stuck in the zombies head or bone and then you're down a weapon.

[Tazer That Evil, Yellow Bastiche Find all posts View Profile Close Tazer]

Yo.

I choose this:

Tazer

[Dr. Naysay Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Dr. Naysay]

The downside to the sword is that if it is not sharp enough or you don't swing hard enough the sword can get stuck in the zombies head or bone and then you're down a weapon.

Exactly.

Plus... I'm assuming I can find a car or something. If I have to cover 15 miles on foot all the time fighting off zombies... I'm using the gun on myself.

[Maverick_GL Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Maverick_GL]

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And then there's the whole "what if I need to cut X?" to get rid of ropes, vines, shit of all kinds that blunt objects would have trouble with.

Lol, where do you live that you have to worry about cutting through ropes and vines?

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

Who is that directed too Tazer?

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

Exactly.

Plus... I'm assuming I can find a car or something. If I have to cover 15 miles on foot all the time fighting off zombies... I'm using the gun on myself.

careful with cars they can get you screwed too. Also you may not get far on roads if there are lots of abandoned cars. If you manage to find something that can handle off road you'd be set. Of course there's the whole gas problem.

[Dr. Naysay Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Dr. Naysay]

careful with cars they can get you screwed too. Also you may not get far on roads if there are lots of abandoned cars. If you manage to find something that can handle off road you'd be set. Of course there's the whole gas problem.

Well I only need to go 15 miles.