Zombie Survival Care Package.............WHICH DO YA CHOOSE??

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

I chose "A." Good primary firepower and decent secondary. The Machete > Bat, Golf clubs and Chainsaw and the sword might break or become dull after several slices. The grenades pushed it over the edge for me. Quick, powerful and easily accessable with a wide range of damage.

[TheGoatLantern Beta-Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close TheGoatLantern]

I plan on giving the cumbersome and loud chainsaw to Sylent as I run away

[Tazer That Evil, Yellow Bastiche Find all posts View Profile Close Tazer]

Yo.

just thought I would add this: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-...-survival-kit/

Your last hope: The $24,000 zombie survival kit

Don't expect big firepower from this gear collection, but it does have a few tools that could keep you alive among the undead.

Tazer

[Razorgod Anti-Monitor Find all posts View Profile Close Razorgod]

No glock, no ammo, but you get a glock laser grip....uh...pointless? Thermal imaging? For those pesky zombies who generate body heat.....

This is why amateurs shouldn't get in the zombie survival business.

The reviews on the site are hilarious, and when you try to order....awesome.

http://www.opticsplanet.com/zero-zombie-kit.html

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

This is why amateurs shouldn't get in the zombie survival business. ...

Amateurs? You mean there are professional zombie killers?

[Razorgod Anti-Monitor Find all posts View Profile Close Razorgod]

Amateurs? You mean there are professional zombie killers?

Absolutely....someone has to stand up to the Umbrella Corporation.

[Evergreen City Corps Den Mother Find all posts View Profile Close Evergreen City]

Um, guys, have any of you figured out yet that it's not MAGICAL zombies you're being invited to fight with these kits? These are survivalist tool kits. "Zombie" is a code word for an interracial opponent. Conservative gun-advocacy sites post these things all the time. The kits are for the "coming race war," not for post-mortem opponents. Suggest we close this thread. Or move it to Qward.

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

Um, guys, have any of you figured out yet that it's not MAGICAL zombies you're being invited to fight with these kits? These are survivalist tool kits. "Zombie" is a code word for an interracial opponent. Conservative gun-advocacy sites post these things all the time. The kits are for the "coming race war," not for post-mortem opponents. Suggest we close this thread. Or move it to Qward.

I don't see any reason to close or move it unless the people posting here on THIS THREAD are using the term in that fashion.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

Um, guys, have any of you figured out yet that it's not MAGICAL zombies you're being invited to fight with these kits? These are survivalist tool kits. "Zombie" is a code word for an interracial opponent. Conservative gun-advocacy sites post these things all the time. The kits are for the "coming race war," not for post-mortem opponents. Suggest we close this thread. Or move it to Qward.

1) then explain all the zombie attacks as of late?

2) "race-war", with OWS i see a war on the rich is more likely then a coming race-war x2

3) i, for one, see nothing in here that says it should be moved (but i'm not a MOD so.....)


as for the kit itself, $24,000!!!!!!! F@CK THAT

[Maverick_GL Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Maverick_GL]

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Um, guys, have any of you figured out yet that it's not MAGICAL zombies you're being invited to fight with these kits? These are survivalist tool kits. "Zombie" is a code word for an interracial opponent. Conservative gun-advocacy sites post these things all the time. The kits are for the "coming race war," not for post-mortem opponents. Suggest we close this thread. Or move it to Qward.

Tazz? Is that you?

[d3v1lb0y Red Lantern Black Ops Find all posts View Profile Close d3v1lb0y]

B... that Sniper & Katana are sweeeeett

[Maverick_GL Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Maverick_GL]

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The other night I was sitting outside, having some beers and some cigars, thinking about the possibility of a zombie attack. I hate to say it, but if I was forced indoors, with nothing but the tools at my disposal until I could escape, I think I would be fucked. Aside from some knives, I don't have much to protect myself. Food stocks would last maybe a week, and I don't have any building materials to re-enforce my doors. I have a tenant downstairs so we could team up, but overall I'd be pretty fucked if most of my neighbors were already zombies. I have a car, but then I thought about gas, and since everything these days is "pay before you pump" I'd have to get lucky and be able to get into a gas station and activate the pumps before I could fuel up.

Then I thought about weapons, and guns, and realized there is nothing near me I could access minus the Police Station. IT would probably be heavily armed, and if I could even get there (about 5 mins running full on) I would have to get in before getting shot by the cops.

Even if dealing with "slow zombies" I'd have a hell of a time surviving very long with my current situation. It was somewhat scary to think about, then I realized it will never happen, so I'm good.

But if it did...I think I'd be in bad shape.

[Razorgod Anti-Monitor Find all posts View Profile Close Razorgod]

Don't sweat it Mav...For bunkering up, if you have access to some hammer and nails, you're set. Take the doors off your bedrooms, and use those to fortify windows. Meanwhile, for weapons the best weapon you can have in a zombie apocalypse would be a crowbar or a tire tool. Guns would be nice, but ammo reserves would be a bother to deal with and the sound would most likely attract more zombies. So keep your weapons simple.

The nice thing about a crowbar is it doesn't degrade and it doubles for a utility tool, like prying open windows and doors or bashing through walls in a situation where you needed to take flight.

With a little creativity I bet you're better prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse then you think.

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

Um, guys, have any of you figured out yet that it's not MAGICAL zombies you're being invited to fight with these kits? These are survivalist tool kits. "Zombie" is a code word for an interracial opponent. Conservative gun-advocacy sites post these things all the time. The kits are for the "coming race war," not for post-mortem opponents. Suggest we close this thread. Or move it to Qward.

This thread existed before the more recent post. And the original packages were made by nerds not racist militia.

The other night I was sitting outside, having some beers and some cigars, thinking about the possibility of a zombie attack. I hate to say it, but if I was forced indoors, with nothing but the tools at my disposal until I could escape, I think I would be fucked. . .

Yeah, I'm resolved that in some mass extinction-level zombie scenario I'm dead. Nobody would look at me and say "yeah, he'll be in the top 2% that make it."

However, I do feel prepared for an attack by a single vampire or werewolf since I have silver, garlic, holy water, and crosses easily available.

I need to make me a stake.

[Razorgod Anti-Monitor Find all posts View Profile Close Razorgod]

Um, guys, have any of you figured out yet that it's not MAGICAL zombies you're being invited to fight with these kits? These are survivalist tool kits. "Zombie" is a code word for an interracial opponent. Conservative gun-advocacy sites post these things all the time. The kits are for the "coming race war," not for post-mortem opponents. Suggest we close this thread. Or move it to Qward.

How about we move your mom to Qward?