Star Wars: The Porno

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

The trailer for the Star Wars porn parody, called not-so-cleverly Star Wars XXX, has shown up online. And the weird thing about it is if it weren't for the title, you might not even know that it was for a porno.

These adult film parody previews don't usually feature any sex (not that I would know! Really!) but this Star Wars bit actually plays more like a high-end fan film than a XXX movie. The effects are not bad, and aside from a hint at some potential Vader/Leia action (ewwww) you'd hardly even know what was really being advertised here.

Check it out for yourselves below. Oh, and by the way, there's even a Porkins in this one! One would hope that they at least have some fun with that name.


http://bluray.ign.com/articles/121/1216036p1.html

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

.... did you know they made a Big Bang Theory Porno?

[Maverick_GL Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Maverick_GL]

:Moderator:

If R2D2 gets boned by C3PO, then all is well in the Force.

[Dr. Naysay Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Dr. Naysay]

OK... I know it's been explained how because they say it's "parody" they can get away with this but REALLY....

FUCKING REALLY?!

How is this shit legal?!?!? How do you make a fucking movie called Star Wars with characters called Darth Vader and Princess Leia and make money off of it and not have to pay a dime to George Lucas just because you say "oh well it's a parody"?!

IT'S FUCKING MADNESS!

[Spectre216 Green Lantern Initiate Find all posts View Profile Close Spectre216]

OK... I know it's been explained how because they say it's "parody" they can get away with this but REALLY....

FUCKING REALLY?!

How is this shit legal?!?!? How do you make a fucking movie called Star Wars with characters called Darth Vader and Princess Leia and make money off of it and not have to pay a dime to George Lucas just because you say "oh well it's a parody"?!

IT'S FUCKING MADNESS!

madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

OK... I know it's been explained how because they say it's "parody" they can get away with this but REALLY....

FUCKING REALLY?!

How is this shit legal?!?!? How do you make a fucking movie called Star Wars with characters called Darth Vader and Princess Leia and make money off of it and not have to pay a dime to George Lucas just because you say "oh well it's a parody"?!

IT'S FUCKING MADNESS!

I agree; at least Zack & Miri had the common sense to change the title and character names...

[Mewzard Say what you will about masturbation... Find all posts View Profile Close Mewzard]

Am I the only one who misses the attempts at semi-clever porn names for parodies and characters? It seems like they've gotten lazy in recent years. At least when they come up with the naming, you can get a laugh or two at it's expense before going on with your day. Now all we can do is mock the lack of creative naming.

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

Am I the only one who misses the attempts at semi-clever porn names for parodies and characters? It seems like they've gotten lazy in recent years. At least when they come up with the naming, you can get a laugh or two at it's expense before going on with your day. Now all we can do is mock the lack of creative naming.

But Porkins is in this one!

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

If R2D2 gets boned by C3PO, then all is well in the Force.

lol i can see it now broke back robots episode 1 3po catches a program virus from r2.

[Kuhan Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Kuhan]

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

Indeed...

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

i watched the jla one. pretty damn funny

i only caught the scene where gl bangs harley quinn

[Darth_Primus Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Darth_Primus]

Did your mom allow you to watch this movie?

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Are there any notable names in this? (i.e. Alexis Texas, Jenna Haze, Tori Black) I'm afraid to click the link since I'm at work.

Since Porkins is in it, I wonder if they'll reference "stay on target" at some point.

[Kuhan Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Kuhan]

well, there's a CG stereotypically gay C-3PO. Which is a plus.

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