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  • #16
    Another alien thread by Tazz what a surprise, I get the feeling you fantasize about this every day.

    Are aliens out there? Maybe, the universe is a big place, but you really need to stop filling your head with bullshit articles, and even more so in posting them.
    Frank Castle
    Alpha-Lantern
    Last edited by Frank Castle; 04-27-2012, 12:32 PM.

    THE MEN CALLED STING

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    • #17
      Originally posted by TazzMission View Post
      interesting and i hope to god they abduct me
      I thought their goal was to search for intelligent life........
      I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Razorgod View Post
        So they are on the outside of the Solar System and will be arriving in the fall? What the fuck are these aliens driving a '78 Pinto?
        Ha!

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        • #19
          I saw this thread, and all I could think of was Tazz showing up on one of those "goodbye" videos those cult members with the bowlcuts made before they hopped a ride with the aliens on the tail of that comet. It was back in the 90s. Anyone remember that? They all looked like casting rejects from Dumb And Dumber.

          (Tazz waves at camera with shit eating grin) "Goodbye everybody!!!"

          Do NOT hop on any comet tails Tazz. You belong to US now.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Razorgod View Post
            So they are on the outside of the Solar System and will be arriving in the fall? What the fuck are these aliens driving a '78 Pinto?
            "Dudes, we just got in from Gootan and we are so tired."

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Big Daddy Dave View Post
              I saw this thread, and all I could think of was Tazz showing up on one of those "goodbye" videos those cult members with the bowlcuts made before they hopped a ride with the aliens on the tail of that comet. It was back in the 90s. Anyone remember that? They all looked like casting rejects from Dumb And Dumber.

              (Tazz waves at camera with shit eating grin) "Goodbye everybody!!!"

              Do NOT hop on any comet tails Tazz. You belong to US now.
              Tazz dont like apple sauce.


              That happened here in San Diego, so we all remember it.




              And if the aliens attack we'll just send in Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith to take care of it. Might be uncomfortable for a day or 2, but we'll be ok.



              Originally posted by Razorgod View Post
              So they are on the outside of the Solar System and will be arriving in the fall? What the fuck are these aliens driving a '78 Pinto?
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              Robinson
              Guardian Of The Universe
              Last edited by Robinson; 04-27-2012, 02:03 PM.

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              • #22
                This thread is 26 days behind schedule.
                Villain Draft 3: Fourth Place Winner

                September 11, 2001; January 6, 2021; February 13, 2021

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Big Daddy Dave View Post
                    I saw this thread, and all I could think of was Tazz showing up on one of those "goodbye" videos those cult members with the bowlcuts made before they hopped a ride with the aliens on the tail of that comet. It was back in the 90s. Anyone remember that? They all looked like casting rejects from Dumb And Dumber.

                    (Tazz waves at camera with shit eating grin) "Goodbye everybody!!!"

                    Do NOT hop on any comet tails Tazz. You belong to US now.
                    fucking eh dave i admit that made me laugh
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                    Cnn = constant nasuating nonsense

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Razorgod View Post
                      So they are on the outside of the Solar System and will be arriving in the fall? What the fuck are these aliens driving a '78 Pinto?
                      Maybe they'll "back in" and explode...problem solved.

                      Originally posted by Robinson View Post
                      Tazz dont like apple sauce.
                      Maybe he'd prefer the tangy taste of some nice "Jonestown punch".


                      BTW...your source is the Weekly World News???????????


                      Abin Surly
                      or ewe sirius
                      Last edited by Abin Surly; 04-27-2012, 03:54 PM.

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                      • #26
                        This story is bullshit... and screw the aliens. I'm still waiting for the Killer bees to get here from Africa. They've been telling us that for YEARS.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by sylent_asassin View Post
                          This story is bullshit... and screw the aliens. I'm still waiting for the Killer bees to get here from Africa. They've been telling us that for YEARS.
                          I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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                          • #28
                            I think Mr. Morrison said it best:

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                            • #29
                              Just remember kids "The GOOTAN CLAN AIN'T NUTHIN' TA FUCK WIT!"


                              She blinded me with SCIENCE!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by sylent_asassin View Post
                                This story is bullshit... and screw the aliens. I'm still waiting for the Killer bees to get here from Africa. They've been telling us that for YEARS.
                                The killer bees have been in Texas for about ten years now. However, it's not as bad as the movies from the mid 80's warned us they'd be.
                                Now you'd never call Erwin a "Wussy"
                                Nor label his working day "cushy"
                                But you might have to question
                                His endless obsession
                                With superpositional pussy.

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