alien spaceship to come this november - will bring milk and cookies

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

I know everyone thinks the science presented in this thread is complete nonsense...

...But it's all true.

After all, I'm watching psychological de-evolution unfold right in front of me. I'll be able to get my doctoral from this.

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

Just remember kids "The GOOTAN CLAN AIN'T NUTHIN' TA FUCK WIT!"

qft.

[Orion Pax Iolande's Bodyguard Find all posts View Profile Close Orion Pax]

interesting and i hope to god they abduct me


Three giant alien spaceships are again heading for Earth! Scientists predict the new ships will arrive in November 2012.

UFO encounters continue to increase ― as documented on WWN. And today scientists at SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence), an independent non-commercial organization, made a major announcement:

“Three giant spaceships are heading toward Earth. The largest one of them is 200 miles wide. Two others are slightly smaller. At present, the objects are just moving past Jupiter. Judging by their speed, they should be on Earth by the fall of 2012,” said John Malley, the lead extraterrestrial expert at SETI.

Three similar giant ships landed in China and the Indonesia Sea in November 2011. They were identified as alien spaceships from Planet Gootan.

The new Gootan spaceships have been detected by HAARP search system. The system, based in Alaska, was designed to study the phenomenon of northern lights. According to SETI researchers, the objects are extraterrestrial spaceships. They will be visible in optical telescopes as soon as they reach Mars’s orbit * sometime in November of 2012. The U.S. government has been reportedly informed about the event.

SETI researchers have spent 50 years monitoring space. Dr. Malley said that they have conclusively proven that “we are just newcomers in this huge and unexplored world.

Wikileaks recently released many classified documents that prove that NASA and high-level U.S. official are aware of the three spaceships and are making plans to battle the spaceships. They have been concealing information from the U.S. public for decades. Wikileaks also confirms that the UFO sightings over the last three months prove that the alien invasions (long predicted by SETI) has begun. The three spaceships will mark the official beginning of the alien invasion.

Malley said that a Chinese official, Mao Kan, had obtained over than 1,000 secret NASA photographs depicting not only human footprints, but even a human carcass on the surface of the Moon. Some of the bones in the carcass were missing, the official said. The human corpse must have been dropped on the Moon from an alien spaceship, whereas the extraterrestrials kept some tissue samples for research.

Dr. Ken Johnston, former Manager of the Data and Photo Control Department at NASA’s Lunar Receiving Laboratory, said that U.S. astronauts had found and photographed ancient ruins of artificial origin on the Moon. U.S. astronauts had seen large unknown mechanisms on the Moon.

Both Johnston and Mao Kan agree that three more Gootan spaceships are heading for Earth.

Beginning in August of 2012, the U.N. will begin preparing citizens of the world for the second attack of the three Gootan spaceships and a subsequent alien attack, which they predict will be “a large-scale assault.” (Weekly World News)


http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news...25_103329.html

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[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

Ha! That pic is great.

I'ma gonna use that sometime.

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

Massive alien death star spotted parked by Mercury. Possibly.





http://www.periscopepost.com/2011/12...cury-possibly/

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

"Signs" by M. Night Shamalilylan is apparently a biography that is 100% faithful to the source material.

[CaptainFrxz Green Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close CaptainFrxz]

Tazz sometimes i want to wrap a blanket around you while gently petting your back saying: there there its going to be alright.
Other than that i say noooooooooo to the aliens.

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

Tazz sometimes i want to wrap a blanket around you while gently petting your back saying: there there its going to be alright.
Other than that i say noooooooooo to the aliens.

and like i stated before if they offered me to go with them i would

and plus i posted that because the thread was basicly becoming derailed

i really dont think the report i posted has anything to do with aliens being hostile at all but i do think that if the article is true ( not saying it is or isnt) people just dont know how to react really

its like we always assume the worst case scenario and never really say anything possitive.

maybe its there way to just gain sales by creating a headline thatll get people interested in the subject :shrugs:

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

and plus i posted that because the thread was basicly becoming derailed

Spam threads don't have a focus to begin with.

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

im gona ask dave to rename this the ufo report thread

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

and like i stated before if they offered me to go with them i would

No matter what? What if they're really smelly?

[Abin Surly or ewe sirius Find all posts View Profile Close Abin Surly]

or, the "Tazz doesn't actually read the articles he posts" thread.

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

No matter what? What if they're really smelly?

a smell wouldnt bother me at all as long as they dont try to probe my anus or eat me then yea id say goodbye earth im going up up and away

[Razorgod Anti-Monitor Find all posts View Profile Close Razorgod]

"Signs" by M. Night Shamalilylan is apparently a biography that is 100% faithful to the source material.

Greatest alien movie ever...aliens smart enough to build ships to span galactic distances go to a planet that is 70% covered with toxic material and don't wear suits for protection.....awesome shit.

[Abin Surly or ewe sirius Find all posts View Profile Close Abin Surly]

Greatest alien movie ever...aliens smart enough to build ships to span galactic distances go to a planet that is 70% covered with toxic material and don't wear suits for protection.....awesome shit.

They probably didn't bother to bring earplugs either.