Weird News

[Agent Purple]

New Zealand man being fired brings emotional support clown

[Tazer]

Yo.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/califor...e-in-a-bottle/

Message in a bottle leads to rescue of California family stranded on 40-foot waterfall

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[Agent Purple]

Vegan woman sues neighbors for cooking in their own backyard

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

The cops must really have crime under control in that town if they have time to set up cameras to catch people screwing in the woods. Jeesh.

[Space Cop]

^I saw the headline and blurb for that story this morning but didn't see that one was an octogenarian.

[Trey Strain]

"She may be old, ninety years. But she ain't too old for to shift them gears."

-- Tommy McClennan, from "Bottle Up and Go."

https://abc7ny.com/5-men-85-year-old...woods/5483166/

[Agent Purple]

So apparently Epstein kept a painting of Bill Clinton in drag at his home. I'm not linking to that article because I'm pretty sure I would be sick, but considering the bizarre nature of the issue, I thought it fitting to share here.

[Agent Purple]

[Tazer]

Yo.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...gehog-coupling

Germans kept up at night by noisy igelsex (that’s hedgehog coupling)

Police called out to reports of nocturnal disturbances find hedgehogs ‘having fun’

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[Space Cop]

Brazil gang leader dresses up as daughter in jail escape bid

[Tazer]

Yo.

seems like it is, according to this: https://www.justlanded.com/english/G...idence-permits




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[Samta]

I heard you can get passport of Greece in you buy property in Athens here or one of the islands. Is it true? Is anyone fro Greece here that can explain this news?

[Tazer]

Yo.

this story would've been funnier if the the person driving the roller were wearing a Tom the Cat -costume....: https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/cri...-in-wellington

Two people arrested and two injured after 'serious steamrolling' incident in Wellington

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[Agent Purple]

What about the alien from the Butterfingers commercial? How has he taken this news?

[Space Cop]

^Oh, please; any species that can master interstellar flight is going to have better taste than Bud Light.