Weird News

[Trey Strain]

Naked woman gets stuck between buildings.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/to...nia/vi-AAM7ZZw

[Trey Strain]

A $62M lottery ticket was sold at Tori Liquor in Van Nuys. Hell, for $62M you could buy Van Nuys.

https://www.google.com/maps/uv?pb=!1...oiowDnoECFAQAw

[Agent Purple]

There's a company, I think in Australia, that turns the teeth of dead loved ones into jewelry.

They sell this stuff from hundreds to thousands of dollars.

[Trey Strain]

I heard this on the news last night as I was passing by the living room... I think we're taking this PC sensitivity a bit too far, but hey, what do I know?


https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/09/s...l-society.html

I guess Stevie Nicks will have to re-record that song: "You see your Romani..."

And Cher will have to re-record "Romanis, tramps and thieves..."

[Jeff]

I heard this on the news last night as I was passing by the living room... I think we're taking this PC sensitivity a bit too far, but hey, what do I know?


https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/09/s...l-society.html

[Agent Purple]

Conservative app GETTR has been hacked multiple times, but apparently that's the least of its concerns.

Troll accounts are flooding it with Sonic the Hedgehog pornography.

I cannot believe this is real, and yet it is.

[Space Cop]

After being handcuffed together for 123 days to save their relationship, a Ukrainian couple breaks up

[Agent Purple]

Pakistan fast food staff arrested for not giving cops free burgers

[Trey Strain]

At 88, what is a life sentence to him?

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...175900845.html

[Jeff]

We're just old Jeff.

I cant keep the cute generational codenames straight. All I know is every generation since WWII has been worse and worse since the baby boomers started the decline. We're at trash level quality humans now.

I'm fully ready to embrace Caesar and the apes taking over.

Yeah.....I think you're right, man.



I don't know what this world has even come to anymore....I just found out a week ago there are over 70 "official genders" now. WHUT? The tumblr kids from 10 years ago are taking over.


I'm ready for the cryo-tube. Wake me up when we have the cure for cancer and everything else.

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

We're just old Jeff.

I cant keep the cute generational codenames straight. All I know is every generation since WWII has been worse and worse since the baby boomers started the decline. We're at trash level quality humans now.

I'm fully ready to embrace Caesar and the apes taking over.

[Jeff]

The Jean War between Gen Z and Millennials Cannot Be Won

I don't know who the fuck thought the was ever a jean war to begin with. Of all the random shit to come home to, this wasn't what I expected to read.

I must have been out of it for a few years.....who the hell is Gen Z? I'm fairly certain I'm Gen X, based on my age, and then there are the millennials who I try to forget about, but I've never heard of Gen Z before...

[Agent Purple]

The Jean War between Gen Z and Millennials Cannot Be Won

I don't know who the fuck thought the was ever a jean war to begin with. Of all the random shit to come home to, this wasn't what I expected to read.

[Agent Purple]

The War of the Joshes. I kid you not.

[Jeff]

Happy birthday! Or not

"I envy his time management skills."