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  • Originally posted by DOOM View Post
    I'm just bustin ya, bro.

    Really, you could put anyone's name in there for the same effect.
    "The DUBIOUS SEXUALITY of DOCTOR DOOM!!!"

    ...wow, after typing that, very scary fanfics came to mind.....
    im just going to say...... there is a porn parody of scooby do so it wouldnt suprise me if one came out of winnie the pooh
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    Cnn = constant nasuating nonsense

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    • Originally posted by DOOM View Post
      Just as long as he doesn't call me "Domachev" everything will be copacetic.
      You KNOW you really shouldn't have said that, right? I expect now that, if he changes your name to anything, it will be that.

      (And that would be wrong. Don't do it Dave. Think of the children. )

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      • Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
        You KNOW you really shouldn't have said that, right? I expect now that, if he changes your name to anything, it will be that.

        (And that would be wrong. Don't do it Dave. Think of the children. )
        If he changes my name to "Domachev," I'm gonna start an insane blog about him. And call him my arch enemy. And send him pc viruses. And stuff.

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        • Originally posted by DOOM View Post
          Just as long as he doesn't call me "Domachev" everything will be copacetic.
          oh now i know what buttons to push
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          Cnn = constant nasuating nonsense

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          • Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
            You KNOW you really shouldn't have said that, right? I expect now that, if he changes your name to anything, it will be that...
            That's the first thing I thought.

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            • Originally posted by Space Cop View Post
              That's the first thing I thought.
              Fear not, my fine friend. Doom has back up plans that have back up plans. Of course...there is always the distinct possibility that I threw it out there because I might actually want that.....but I think Dave is smart enough to see through that rouse.

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              • Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post

                But I'd wager Dave has better targets for that sort of shenanigans lined up.
                Is THAT a fact?

                Huh...

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                • Originally posted by TazzMission View Post
                  Town Reportedly Nixes Winnie the Pooh Mascot Over 'Dubious Sexuality'


                  winnie the Pooh is a hermaphrodite, exposes himself in public, and has no business being around children.

                  Officials in the Polish town of Tuszyn (around 87 miles southwest of Warsaw) were deciding on a mascot for its town playground, when the classic children's character was suggested as a candidate. They decided to rule Winnie out, because he's an "inappropriately dressed" bear of "dubious sexuality."

                  Sure, Winnie is a honey junkie who spends most of his time with a chronically depressed donkey and a suspiciously energetic tiger, and if you don't want your kids hanging with that sort of crew, then fine. But if you don't want Winnie at playgrounds because he doesn't wear pants and has no external genitalia, you're living in the past, my friend.


                  According to the Croatian Times, members of the Tuszyn town council were having this totally reasonable conversation about Winnie's biological sex and choice of outerwear when one of them decided it was worth recording and leaking to media. We all owe this person a debt of gratitude. Because now we know the following things about the members of the Tuszyn town council.

                  Resident and councillor Ryszard Cichy apparently believes this about Winnie: "The problem with that bear is it doesnít have a complete wardrobe. It is half naked which is wholly inappropriate for children."

                  An unnamed official apparently knows why: "It doesnít wear underpants because it doesnít have a sex. Itís a hermaphrodite."

                  And another resident, councilor, and human who lives on this Earth, Hanna Jachimska, apparently blames Winnie's creator, Alan Alexander Milne: "This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut his [Pooh's] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity."

                  We also learned that some members of the Tuszyn town council are biased against intersex individuals. So there's that.

                  Winnie's out of the running for playground mascot, but as the councilors move forward with the decision-making process, they should consider that their no-pants rule excludes nearly every cartoon character ever invented, except for Goofy, who rocks an orange turtleneck sweater, charcoal vest, blue slacks, and laceless brown shoes. Classy.

                  This story was first published by GlobalPost.

                  Fucking Pollocks...

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                  • e-cigarette from China infects man's computer

                    Smoking: it isn't just your health that's at stake, it's your computer's health.
                    Villain Draft 3: Fourth Place Winner

                    September 11, 2001; January 6, 2021; February 13, 2021

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                    • ^Weird.
                      BTW: have any of the smokers here tried e-cigs? Do they "work"?

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                      • Originally posted by Space Cop View Post
                        ^Weird.
                        BTW: have any of the smokers here tried e-cigs? Do they "work"?
                        Yeah, I've got some. I tried cutting down a few years ago, but the simple fact is- I enjoy them too much.

                        The E-Cigs do fill the need for nicotine in your brain, but it's just not the same thing.....it's kinda like your brain is saying "I sorta know this, but it's different.....WTF are you doing to me?"

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                        • Originally posted by TazzMission View Post
                          there is also a theory fred is a closet homosexual
                          To me it seems more like Fred is asexual. Though to be fair, that seems the be the case (and this is not really a bad thing) with MANY kids' cartoon characters.

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                          • Originally posted by Victor Von Domashev View Post
                            Yeah, I've got some. I tried cutting down a few years ago, but the simple fact is- I enjoy them too much.

                            The E-Cigs do fill the need for nicotine in your brain, but it's just not the same thing.....it's kinda like your brain is saying "I sorta know this, but it's different.....WTF are you doing to me?"
                            I've heard from a few smokers about them. One (IIRC) swears by them but the others were in the same boat as you.

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                            • Police: Facebook posts of stolen guns spur arrest

                              ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — A New Mexico man is facing charges after police say he posted Facebook photos of stolen guns from an unsolved burglary.

                              KOB-TV reports that Christopher Banegas recently was arrested and charged in connection with the September 2013 heist at an Albuquerque home.

                              Police say they lacked any leads until the victim recently saw pictures of his stolen guns on Banegas' Facebook page.

                              The two had been friends, and the victim tells police he didn't check Banegas' Facebook page because he didn't suspect him.

                              Banegas is facing charges of aggravated burglary, larceny of a firearm, and tampering with evidence. It isn't known if he had an attorney.

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                              • Yo.

                                Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
                                To me it seems more like Fred is asexual. Though to be fair, that seems the be the case (and this is not really a bad thing) with MANY kids' cartoon characters.
                                IIRC part of the backstory for the Scooby Gang, which we never saw becuz the shows producers didnt want to focus on it, was that Fred & Daphne were an item; if U pay attention to how things worked out during the course of any given season (from ANY decade) of the show, U'll note that they *usually* ended up paired together (and mostly NOT due to coincidence).

                                conversely, alot of the "Fred is gay" -talk stems simply from him wearing that ascot.
                                :/




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                                Originally posted by Andrew NDB
                                Geoff Johns should have a 10 mile restraining order from comic books, let alone films.

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