Weird News

[Space Cop]

A woman bought a sculpture at Goodwill for $34.99. It actually was a missing ancient Roman bust.

[Trey Strain]

Most prison cells were built for one occupant. When the age of mass incarceration dawned we started packing them two or three in a cell, with predictable results.

[Agent Purple]

Was following an unrelated conversation and ended up finding a couple of old gems:

https://www.twincities.com/2014/02/1...t-racial-slur/


https://www.wired.com/2006/12/prisoner-charge/

[Agent Purple]

I don't have any image-editing software on my laptop right now and Google Images has nothing so that's all I got.

B-ro.

[Jeff]

The picture is in your mind, bro.

Lame comeback. You didn't even try.



Bruh.

[Agent Purple]

The picture is in your mind, bro.

[Jeff]

Yes, and it's autographed by Betty Fucking White.

Pics or it never happened.

[Agent Purple]

But do you still have it? Cuz I still have 2 or 3 of them! So THERE!

Yes, and it's autographed by Betty Fucking White.

[Mister Ed]

I've just got the one rotary phone, but since it is the only phone I have that isn't cordless, it comes in handy diagnosing phone service problems.

[Jeff]

I remember using the rotary telephone in my grandparents' house, so there.

But do you still have it? Cuz I still have 2 or 3 of them! So THERE!

[Agent Purple]

I have an excuse- I'm old.

I remember using the rotary telephone in my grandparents' house, so there.

[Jeff]

Friday the 13th Part VI

*slaps myself upside the head.* yup, now I remember.

Is it wrong that I thought the old man was Mel Gibson and then realized it was from Jason Lives when I saw the brief moment of the dirt hitting the grave?

Yes, it is very wrong and makes you look sus. I have an excuse- I'm old. You have no excuses!

[Agent Purple]

Is it wrong that I thought the old man was Mel Gibson and then realized it was from Jason Lives when I saw the brief moment of the dirt hitting the grave?

[Space Cop]

I've seen this movie before....what is it?

Friday the 13th Part VI

[Jeff]

I've seen this movie before....what is it?