Hookers & Pictionary

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

not gonna lie before your post i didn't have any idea what blumpkin is, now after your post i've looked it up and what it means....................

I have a $5 bill in my pocket that I'm willing to bet she's given a blumpkin before.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

that's nice but your a few weeks late plus we're on a new subject now so.........

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

that's nice but your a few weeks late plus we're on a new subject now so.........

I know, but I hate the new subject. Valentines Day is more than a month away, and I'm sure you're not going to get a blowjob no matter what you get her. I'm starting to think this is a war you can't win.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

well cause no one here would give a yay or nay on the $XX Day Spa gift card i had to go to my "girlfriends" and everyone of them is jealous of her

Really?!? I'd say, "nay." $160 a pop isn't enough? She should be tossing your salad and allowing you to go 'ass to mouf' for that amount.

I have a $5 bill in my pocket that I'm willing to bet she's given a blumpkin before.

If she did, that's dedication, borderlining on insanity.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

I know, but I hate the new subject. Valentines Day is more than a month away, and I'm sure you're not going to get a blowjob no matter what you get her. I'm starting to think this is a war you can't win.

ok have fun with that

Really?!? I'd say, "nay." $160 a pop isn't enough? She should be tossing your salad and allowing you to go 'ass to mouf' for that amount.

1) yes when you all can't help me with this i go to others for help

2) oh come on it's Valentines Day have a heart

3) your telling me

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

this



is what i'm gonna put the Day Spa gift card in when i give it to her

sidenote: yes it's a Glass Rose

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

Cheesy.

[The British Lantern Not A Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close The British Lantern]

This thread is delightful that is all carry on.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

well thank you , so long as nothing else goes wrong in 2014 i will

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

go ahead and tell me this means nothing i dare ya, i tm'ed my girl today and told her "you just don't know how bad 2014 has been to me" went to work turned the phone off and when i got back to it she had text me 3 times, each an hour a part, asking me what was wrong am i ok and what have you, h@ll i'm welling to bet that she'd of come by if i hadn't text her back telling her what's been going on

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

You sound like a suicidal moron. Yeah she's gonna text you to find out what's wrong. She doesn't want to lose the free gifts and 320 a month for not giving you head.

[TheGoatLantern Beta-Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close TheGoatLantern]

If you really wanted to see if she cared you'd text her that you are financially unable to afford to pay her because of the issues you are having and then.see how many times shes tries to get ahold of you.

["Chosen" NOT his black friend Find all posts View Profile Close "Chosen"]

If you really wanted to see if she cared you'd text her that you are financially unable to afford to pay her because of the issues you are having and then.see how many times shes tries to get ahold of you.

This.

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

go ahead and tell me this means nothing i dare ya, i tm'ed my girl today and told her "you just don't know how bad 2014 has been to me" went to work turned the phone off and when i got back to it she had text me 3 times, each an hour a part, asking me what was wrong am i ok and what have you, h@ll i'm welling to bet that she'd of come by if i hadn't text her back telling her what's been going on

Well, I'd text a co-worker back if they texted something like that (back when I had text, anyway) and I wouldn't need to be romantically linked to them.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

If you really wanted to see if she cared you'd text her that you are financially unable to afford to pay her because of the issues you are having and then.see how many times shes tries to get ahold of you.

what am i 3, i'm not gonna start testing her