Hookers & Pictionary

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

How much do you guys wanna bet that when they are having sex she looks up and sees the my little pony figures and thinks to her self "what the fuck am I doing with my life"

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

If she wasn't thinking that already, I'm sure that was the final straw

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

And what do you mean "not the whole truth"? What does her mother think she does for a living?

i don't think her mom knows she was an escort in 2012 (she's not now) she thinks she works at a bar now

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

So since you pay her she's a full blown who're now.

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

That doesn't blow.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

...or suck.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

I think she just did it to make sure her mom knows who suspect number one is in case she goes missing.....

How much do you guys wanna bet that when they are having sex she looks up and sees the my little pony figures and thinks to her self "what the fuck am I doing with my life"

Maybe more along the lines of "fuck me this weirdo's messed up real bad" and cringes for the rest of the session.

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

I think she just did it to make sure her mom knows who suspect number one is in case she goes missing.....

Motherfucker! I read his post and went to post the exact same thing. You're in my head you bastard!

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

B!tch tried to kill me today!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok i'm all for getting a woman off and all but this is the 2nd time she's tried to choke me out , and this time she used both her hands to do it, she only stopped after she seen this quote unquote "weird look on my face" IT WAS ME TRYING TO BREATH YOU B!TCH


other then that i had a good time today , i even asked her when she's gonna let me take her out on the town to see a movie, then shopping, then dinner, then to a hotel (or back to my place) so i can ravage her body she lol'ed but she didn't say no or never

[Booster Beetle Will break before he bends Find all posts View Profile Close Booster Beetle]

This thread just stopped being funny

[Maverick_GL Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Maverick_GL]

:Moderator:

You know Ion, I'm actually rooting for you with this whole thing. I hope you two do end up together, getting married or whatever people do these days. If nothing else, you've presented yourself as a gentleman and someone willing to spend the time and money to get this girl. Despite what she does or doesn't do for a living, you're only doing what every other man does when they want a girl. Hell, if you can look past the fact that she may be with other people or that she is somewhat of a "pro", all the more to you.

It's fun to harp on you and make fun of the whole situation, but really, what the fuck is everyone else doing? Is everyone else here in a stable relationship with someone they love? Or conversely, getting laid on a regular basis? I mean hell, I"m with an ex, that dumped her ex to be with me, then dumped me to go back to him, then re-dumped him to come back to me, how fucking stupid is that?

Anyway, good luck.

[Michael Heide Heide Finition Find all posts View Profile Close Michael Heide]

It's fun to harp on you and make fun of the whole situation, but really, what the fuck is everyone else doing? Is everyone else here in a stable relationship with someone they love?

I've been for fourteen years. Yes, we had a few rough times, but we always made it through.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

ok i'm all for getting a woman off and all but this is the 2nd time she's tried to choke me out , and this time she used both her hands to do it, she only stopped after she seen this quote unquote "weird look on my face" IT WAS ME TRYING TO BREATH YOU B!TCH


other then that i had a good time today , i even asked her when she's gonna let me take her out on the town to see a movie, then shopping, then dinner, then to a hotel (or back to my place) so i can ravage her body she lol'ed but she didn't say no or never

Whhy? Maybe she had enough of you.....

She never said no because the rent or something might go up soon and she needs the extra money.

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

I had a teacher in HS who died of sex-related strangulation. It was gay sex, but the danger is the same.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

thanks Mav.


forgot to add this one was *free* (my tax money came back to me just in time)