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  • #1651
    Originally posted by Sylent_Asassin View Post

    I want you to be happy, I really do, but this is not going to end the way you desire.
    or maybe this is what i want and i am happy

    IonFan says

    MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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    • #1652
      Whore then? Upper class prostitute?
      Originally posted by IonFan
      (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
      Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
      If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
      Originally posted by Quaker
      I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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      • #1653
        I'm reminded of something Patton Oswalt once said in response to a heckler:

        "You stupid douchenozzle. You truly don't fucking get it, do you? You poor motherfucker. You're gonna miss everything cool and die angry."

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        • #1654
          Originally posted by fearless2814.1 View Post
          I'm reminded of something Patton Oswalt once said in response to a heckler:
          Originally posted by IonFan
          (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
          Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
          If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
          Originally posted by Quaker
          I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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          • #1655
            Originally posted by IonFan View Post
            or maybe this is what i want and i am happy
            It's not that. It's that you keep calling her "my girl," but for all you know (you don't know she has semi-retired) she's anyone's girl who has a c-note to spare.

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            • #1656
              When I was a kid I lived in a rural area where there weren't any leash laws. People would let their dogs run around and didn't bother to put tags on them.

              A stray dog started hanging around our house, so we fed him and considered him our dog. After a few months I was having a conversation with a family of local kids who said that he had started hanging around their house at about the same time, so they considered him their dog. And then later the kids in another family told me the same thing.

              Turned out that the dog was getting fed by three different families of "owners."

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              • #1657
                Y'know, didn't this escort have a boyfriend or something? I pretty sure she did...

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                • #1658
                  Originally posted by fearless2814.1 View Post
                  Y'know, didn't this escort have a boyfriend or something? I pretty sure she did...
                  How many?
                  Originally posted by IonFan
                  (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                  Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                  If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                  Originally posted by Quaker
                  I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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                  • #1659
                    Originally posted by Deadpool View Post
                    How many?

                    No, no, I mean a legit boyfriend. I'm pretty sure IF dropped that little tidbit on us once or twice...

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                    • #1660
                      Originally posted by fearless2814.1 View Post
                      No, no, I mean a legit boyfriend. I'm pretty sure IF dropped that little tidbit on us once or twice...
                      I know what you meant. My question remains.
                      Originally posted by IonFan
                      (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                      Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                      If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                      Originally posted by Quaker
                      I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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                      • #1661
                        Oh. One, then. One legit boyfriend, or so I've been lead to believe.

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                        • #1662
                          Originally posted by fearless2814.1 View Post
                          Oh. One, then. One legit boyfriend, or so I've been lead to believe.
                          Him too
                          I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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                          • #1663
                            But how may of those *wink wink*
                            Originally posted by IonFan
                            (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                            Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                            If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                            Originally posted by Quaker
                            I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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                            • #1664
                              I think he's messing around, no ones this stupid


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                              • #1665
                                Yes.
                                Originally posted by IonFan
                                (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                                Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                                If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                                Originally posted by Quaker
                                I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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