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  • #1696
    Originally posted by Lantern A-train View Post
    Now i'm just picturing her going trailer park door to trailer park door like the Avon lady.
    Yes!!

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    • #1697
      How funny would it be if Ion was like the 4th or 5th client she saw that day by the time his session starts?

      Sylent talked about parting the red seas, but he didn't saying anything about the white foam on the waves!

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      • #1698
        Women want men who will be assholes to everyone except them. And men want women who will be sluts only with them.

        Unfortunately it NEVER works out that way

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        • #1699
          Originally posted by Big Daddy Dave View Post
          How funny would it be if Ion was like the 4th or 5th client she saw that day by the time his session starts?

          Sylent talked about parting the red seas, but he didn't saying anything about the white foam on the waves!
          I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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          • #1700
            Just picture Ion's face, coming up for air looking like a glazed donut, with a big shit eating grin...dramatic pause...then going back down to his business.

            Don't worry, take your time, I'll wait. Let that sink in.

            Isn't that just the FUNNIEST shit ever?!?

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            • #1701
              Originally posted by Robinson View Post
              I'm waiting for the "she has a 5 year old kid and it maybe mine" posts.

              Originally posted by Big Daddy Dave View Post
              How funny would it be if Ion was like the 4th or 5th client she saw that day by the time his session starts?

              Sylent talked about parting the red seas, but he didn't saying anything about the white foam on the waves!
              I wouldn't be surprised if next time he has a session, he checks her minge for semen.
              Originally posted by IonFan
              (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
              Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
              If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
              Originally posted by Quaker
              I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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              • #1702
                Originally posted by Big Daddy Dave View Post
                Just picture Ion's face, coming up for air looking like a glazed donut, with a big shit eating grin...dramatic pause...then going back down to his business.

                Don't worry, take your time, I'll wait. Let that sink in.

                Isn't that just the FUNNIEST shit ever?!?
                Prepare my coffin; I am ready to die now after that visual.

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                • #1703

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                  • #1704
                    Originally posted by Big Daddy Dave View Post
                    Is she local? Does she live in the trailer park near you? That would be really convenient (and great on gas) if she could just make the rounds and stop at a few trailers on her way to your place.
                    1) why you hating on trailer parks, what'd they ever do to you?

                    2) if you must know she lives 30 to 40 some odd miles from me

                    Originally posted by Big Daddy Dave View Post
                    How funny would it be if Ion was like the 4th or 5th client she saw that day by the time his session starts?

                    Sylent talked about parting the red seas, but he didn't saying anything about the white foam on the waves!
                    Originally posted by Big Daddy Dave View Post
                    Just picture Ion's face, coming up for air looking like a glazed donut, with a big shit eating grin...dramatic pause...then going back down to his business.

                    Don't worry, take your time, I'll wait. Let that sink in.

                    Isn't that just the FUNNIEST shit ever?!?
                    + YouTube Video
                    ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.

                    IonFan says

                    MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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                    • #1705
                      I like how the guy who pays for a whore on the regular seems to somehow have a moral compass.

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                      • #1706
                        Originally posted by Robinson View Post
                        I like how the guy who pays for a whore on the regular seems to somehow have a moral compass.
                        Irony in the most extreme sense of the word.

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                        • #1707
                          Originally posted by IonFan View Post
                          2) if you must know she lives 30 to 40 some odd miles from me
                          Wow! Do you pay for her gas?

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                          • #1708
                            That kind of fetish costs extra.
                            I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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                            • #1709
                              Originally posted by Sylent_Asassin View Post
                              Wow! Do you pay for her gas?
                              i pay her $160, $150 is what she asked for but i pay her an extra $10 for gas

                              Originally posted by Lantern A-train View Post
                              That kind of fetish costs extra.
                              HA!.................... your sick "my friend"

                              IonFan says

                              MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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                              • #1710
                                Originally posted by Lantern A-train View Post
                                That kind of fetish costs extra.

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